i found ANTS in my bed! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

i hate that shit! sub-tropical bullshit! what's next? fucking locust!?




that's 8 of these emoticons!

that's how MAD and VEXED and ANGRY and PISSED OFF i am!

ewwww gross


sorry kitty

My ants left about a week ago. They have apparently gone to Keith the pot-head's flat next door.

now i'm all itchy!

if it makes you feel better, i found a centipede in my bedroom. it was only a matter of time before it made its way to the bed so i killed it with some textbooks. subtropical living can be tough sometimes.








the thing is, i thought that my cat would kill it or at least attack it but the minute she saw it, she ran away! so much for my tough talking brooklyn cat...

Milty said:

Ants in your bed?

Have you been eating dinner in bed again?

Milty said:

nothing a shot can't cure

I have mice! and bats! AND ants! ewww

Natsume said:

what are you drinking in your profile? i hope its sparkling cider. or bat pee.

I love my ants. I always have to take them outside before I start using the cooking plates or doing the dishes if there'a a bunch of them there though. It can be a bit taxing sometimes, if you just wanna deal with your chores.

Milty said:

from now on you must sleep fully-clothed

my daughter found a pinch-bug in her bed a couple of nights ago...

she screamed her head off. i had to get up and throw it out the window.

OH, I may be in Bermuda this summer...my niece is getting married there

applekisses said:

wicked! let me know!

Oh God in your BED?! Yuck!
I once had a problem with them on my kitchen counter - just gross.

applekisses said:

ORG INVASION TIME!!!!!

XxAxX said:

oh shit.....

Milty said:

run and hide...

Milty said:

Well it could be worse. Look at it this way: you could be having bears.

Novabreaker said:

what?

Milty said:

Well, well it be better if you woke up with bears in your bed?

Novabreaker said:

no...but at least i'd be warmer.

show me [mute] where the fireflies are ...