Guy in tight tshirt, distressed bootcut jeans, and highlights: "OmiGAWD, I smell jojoba! The twink on Roy must have his Prive out again! A dollar a hit, girls!"

Other highlighted guys: " :sqquuueeaaallll!:

:stampede down Broadway:

HereToRockYourWorld said:

girl, put these hair products down and check your damn orgnotes

HereToRockYourWorld said:

matt's an attorney right? maybe he could open a combination lawfirm/salon

HereToRockYourWorld said:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

notoriousj said:

XxAxX said:

Free shampoo with all legal advise requested....

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Is Matt seeing this? He's gonna kick my ass.


Or, you know, drown me in a huge vat of Prive. "How are you liking those botanicals NOW, bitch!?"

HereToRockYourWorld said:

At least you'll smell good at the wake

HereToRockYourWorld said:

No he just got off the phone, and he can not see my computer screen...but he is sitting across from me so I have to muffle the laughs....

HereToRockYourWorld said:

exACTly what i was just going to say. remember, we're laughing near you

notoriousj said:

Next time you make eye contact, think "dime bags" and see if you can keep from laughing

XxAxX said:

Well I am the one in direct hit....so....I will let you know when I duck.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Stop it I can't... :fuck:

notoriousj said:

Poor matt. He is so innocent to his bashing Sorry matt, we love you and your soft hair

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

yeah his soft girly metrosexual hair...

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Your soft, highlighted, herbal-scented hair.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

yes we do, you well-groomed guy, you

notoriousj said:

Nothing wrong with that. I had quite the hair back in the day:

XxAxX said:

He takes over an hour in the bathroom every morning....

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

That so does not look like you....


shit shit he just walked over to his computer.....

so, like i was saying, great idea matt. sounds like you've made a good bargain, buying in bulk like this

I plead the mother fucking 5th on this one.

Woohoo I finally had a thread make it past 1 page....I got a three page thread bitches....at someone elses expense....God I love the org....

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Is that based upon personal knowledge? Or just speculation? I mean, have you kept a bottle of shampoo around for 4 years?

Either way, I guess we'll find out. I think it won't go bad in four years, at least in part because I'll be refilling 500 mL bottles that I have on hand, and keeping the gallons tightly sealed in the proverbial cool, dry place.



And even if you're right about it eventually going bad, within three months this buy will still have cost me less than a latté at Starbucks every day before work.

(For those don't know, I'm one of the few people in Seattle who don't drink coffee. )

notoriousj said:

You do realize that it's also your apartment building, right? I've got a copy of the paperwork you signed.

notoriousj said:

Yes, sometimes.

matt said:

sometimes....its more like everyday...

HereToRockYourWorld said:

No highlights at the moment, actually, although I should start doing them again. Unfortunately they just don't last too long... my hair grows so fast I generally need to get it cut every three weeks.

matt said:

Yeah yuppieville...sis boom bah.... Where's the nearest ghetto so I can go and visit...