My friend who lives in London called me the other day and he always jokes around with me and uses british slang that I don't understand. He called me a "tosser" and laughed his ass off afterwards. He wouldn't tell me what it meant because he said it was nasty.

So, what does it mean when someone calls you a "tosser"? Do tell!

kisscamille said:

It means you're a wanker.
I am from Holland and even I understand it.

tosser Noun. An idiot, a contemptible person. Also, occasionally spelt tossa.

Let the http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/ be your guide.

tosser? but i hardly know her!

Anx said:

Why don't you go talk to madame palm and her five sisters?

Yeah, it means a 'wanker' but it's not as harsh. A bit more like a 'jerk' really.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Or twat.

I've always preferred "plank" myself As in "Rodney, you PLANK!"

Thats not really as strong as tosser though...

susannah said:

like a plank of wood? or short for plankton, maybe?

CarrieMpls said:

Yeah, plank of wood as far as Im aware! I dont know where it came from, it just sounds good in a London accent!

susannah said:

oh, I don't doubt it. It's got those nice, hard vowels at the end. Always good for an insult.

Has anyone noticed how the Australians pronounce the word NO. I love it! How in the hell do they creep in an I towards the end. *cough*Natisse*cough*


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I am afraid it isn't a nice word.....that's not very nice. I think he is a tosser himself!!!

Oceanmistress said:

so, why do you keep calling me a tosser all the time???