Some people ask me why I'm leaving the Org. I tell you that the main reasons can be expressed in the wonderful and stirring Patrick Dempsey monologue from the 1987 film Can't Buy Me Love.

Take your hands off Kenneth.
Or I'll break your arm.
Your pitching arm!
Now!
You broke your arm
once before, remember?
You fell out of our tree house.
Kenneth picked you up...
and we carried you 12 blocks
to the hospital.
We were all friends then, remember?
And now you want to end his life...
because he's talking to Patty
on your side of the cafeteria.
Oh, man, that's stupid. I know, 'cause
that's where I wanted to be.
On your side, with your crowd.
But I messed up.
See, I tried to buy my way in.
But Kenneth...
he's not trying to buy anybody.
He's Just trying
to make friends. Being himself.
Cools, nerds,
your side, my side.
Man, it's all bullshit.
It's Just tough enough to be yourself.

CaptainChaos said:

You have excellent taste in pop culture.

u2prnce said:

That's a great freaking movie. But I disagree with the title. I have often bought love.

CaptainChaos said:

Correction: you've bought venereal disease.

I don't have enough cash to even ATTEMPT to buy love!

u2prnce said:

I see the two as interchangeable. Both love and VD last a long time (but not always forever), bring both joy and pain, and cause significant oozing.

jerseykrs said:

Pimping on the side is very lucrative.

I'm just kidding, I'm not a pimp. I tried but I couldn't find one of those hats with the feather on the side so no one took me seriously.

Sometimes...when no one is looking.....I give the finger to the computer.

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

You'll hurt it's feelings

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

I'll miss your non-sequiters most of all Bucket,

CaptainChaos said:

don't leaaaaave me!!!!!1

CaptainChaos said:

I wish I knew how to quit you!!!!!

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

I don't think it will be too hard.

CaptainChaos said:

my heart feels faint....

my breath is short

My emotions and my inner core have been broken into pieces



i need my chaos within!

I wanted to clarify something before I left. The mods are great here. The fact that they let me get away with the whole Captain/Admiral ruse and didn't boot me off or anything is appreciated. They allowed me to explore my multiple personalities and I appreciate it very much.

Okay, I've thank the Mods. Who else can I thank? I'd like to thank the inventor of penicillin. I'd like to thank Ang Lee for making "Brokeback Mountain". I'd like to thank Roxy for last night (NSFW). I'd like to thank the Admiral for being my right hand. I'd like to thank anybody who laughed and anybody who didn't because the Captain is not everyone's cup of eggnog. I'd like to thank Ron Jeremy because he understands what I have to go through on a daily basis.

You are all so cool. Seriously. The Captain loves you.

CaptainChaos said:

Too bad you're going (when are you going anyway??) cuz you're definitely my cup of nog.

I don't understand - why go?

You'll just end of lurking.

This is all wrong. I haven't been here long but familiar names shouldn't just be allowed to walk out of here. Is there no rule about this?

JustErin said:

Soon. I'm dragging my sorry ass out of here slowly that's for damn sure.

Appreciate the cup of nog remark

The Captain is overwhelemed with emotion right now.

sj1600 said:

No, I think they do it all the time. People leave and inevitably come back. The Org is addictive. People miss the validation, the zing, the zang, the inappropriate sex talk. Hell, the Captain is weak. I'll probably be back in two days in which case I'll call the thread something like:

The Explosive Re-entry of the Captain.

CaptainChaos said:

This would prove the scriptures to be true.

u2prnce said:

You are cracking me up on this thread.

The captain is much like the headlines..

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

The colours of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shakin' hands, sayin' "How do you do?"
They're really saying "I love you"

I hear babies cryin', I watch them grow
They'll learn much more than I'll ever know
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world
Yes, I think to myself, what a wonderful world

Oh yeah

Captain out.

I have nothing left to believe in.

The Captain was a man who loved wine, women and song. To be more precise, Mad Dog 20/20, Phoebe Cates' early work, and Sir Mixalot's "Baby Got Back". What more is there to say about him?

Many of you here have been touched by him. Indeed, my physician tells me that my genital warts may never go away. I think many of you feel the same way. The Captain will always be with us. Whenever we itch, he'll be there. Puss and memories were his gifts to us. Here's to you, Captain.

R.I.P. Captain Chaos