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Why do they call vaginas "beavers"?? I don't get it. | |
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no clue. they call them "monkeys" too | |
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brownsugar said: no clue. they call them "monkeys" too
They do? Don't they say "shake that monkey" in a Too Short song or something? | |
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ReturnofDOOK said: brownsugar said: no clue. they call them "monkeys" too
They do? Don't they say "shake that monkey" in a Too Short song or something? i think so. but i hate that term "monkey" kinda gross. i don't know when that word started being used for a vagina | |
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I am thinking of this comedian who sent a person to the store to get a "Monkey Wrench." "Go get me a wrench from the stow! But we have one in the garage. Get me a wrench from the damn stow! Go get me a wrench to wrench my monkey out!" Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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beavers are hairy and cute? | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: I am thinking of this comedian who sent a person to the store to get a "Monkey Wrench." "Go get me a wrench from the stow! But we have one in the garage. Get me a wrench from the damn stow! Go get me a wrench to wrench my monkey out!"
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i dunno...
maybe it has to do with slapping tail or nice warm fur or that canadian ones are tasty... | |
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i know someone who calls its tarantula.. | |
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i really wish i could post some comparison pics for you, but NSFW, i guess. | |
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this guy once said "octopus hatch" My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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ufoclub said: this guy once said "octopus hatch"
that's retarded. and scary. he must have slept with a very strange woman. | |
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ReturnofDOOK said: I don't get it.
you've never seen one, have you. btw, the word you are probably looking for is "vulva". here, use your imagination: . [Edited 5/3/06 22:07pm] | |
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It's called a beaver because it chews alot of wood.
Why? Because it wants a dam house. | |
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Illustrator said: It's called a beaver because it chews alot of wood.
Why? Because it wants a dam house. that's awesome. did you make that up? | |
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JPW said: Illustrator said: It's called a beaver because it chews alot of wood.
Why? Because it wants a dam house. that's awesome. did you make that up? It just came to me. Thanx J. | |
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Illustrator said: JPW said: that's awesome. did you make that up? It just came to me. Thanx J. you're a genius!!! | |
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charlottegelin said: Illustrator said: It just came to me. Thanx J. you're a genius!!! i especially liked the play on words with "dam". nice touch. | |
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JPW said: charlottegelin said: you're a genius!!! i especially liked the play on words with "dam". nice touch. | |
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