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Printablehahahah that's sooo cuuuute! | |
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shausler said: australian farts are very rude
digested vegamite fumes  | |
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girls...sugar and spice and everything nice  she shoulda put it on you...better you than her  this is all the time at my house. my boys sit around blaming eachother till i kick their little stinkin' buts outta my room | |
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Imago said:  @ Althom.
This is your just reward for all the times you really did toot around poor unsuspecting people. He did roll up the windows once with Mia in the car and let one rip! | |
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althom said: I swear she does this on purpose....but she's only 4.
I was talking to her teacher, about some stuff that Mia was doing in class, and the teacher turned around to collect some of Mia's paintings from her desk to give me. Just as soon as she turned her back on me.....Mia let's out a load fart! 
The teacher turns around and looks at me! 
I said....."Mia! Say excuse me" Mia says....."I didn't do it....you did!" 
So me and Mia are laying blame back and forth while the teacher just looks on. She must think I'm the worst father in the world for blaming my child for a fart.
So I give up and start collecting the paintings from the teacher and then Mia pipes up and says in a loud voice "Dad! What's that smell....it's disgusting!" 
She says this while holding her nose for extra effect. 
She's going to be the death of me.  OMG LMAO thtas hilarious | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: shes got a great sense of humor
where'd that come from ? Not from me. | |
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sounds like something I prolly did when I was a kid... | |
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fantasyislander said: one time i blamed one of my farts on my daughter.
 i'm so ashamed.  | |
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fantasyislander said: one time i blamed one of my farts on my daughter.
i'm so ashamed.LOL! Bad mother!!!!! | |
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althom said: fantasyislander said: one time i blamed one of my farts on my daughter.
i'm so ashamed.LOL! Bad mother!!!!! I KNOW!!! we were in Walmart and it was so much smellier than i thought it was going to be. i didnt realize there were people behind me down the aisle, so to cover my tracks as we were walking away i said "anelia, did you toot?" of course, she said "no!" so i said "are you sure?"
oh god, i disgust myself. | |
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fantasyislander said: althom said: LOL! Bad mother!!!!! I KNOW!!! we were in Walmart and it was so much smellier than i thought it was going to be. i didnt realize there were people behind me down the aisle, so to cover my tracks as we were walking away i said "anelia, did you toot?" of course, she said "no!" so i said "are you sure?"
oh god, i disgust myself. | |
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My son smelled something once at school and asked me very loudly if I had done a bottom burp, I shook my head "it smells disgusting!" he said, even louder, and then said, "oh no mummy, it's just this that smells" and it was his jumper that smelled of washing powder  | |
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I love Mia!  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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charlottegelin said: My son smelled something once at school and asked me very loudly if I had done a bottom burp, I shook my head "it smells disgusting!" he said, even louder, and then said, "oh no mummy, it's just this that smells" and it was his jumper that smelled of washing powder
Do you wash with poo? | |
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Mia is hillarious!  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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I love your daughter. You have my entire office cracking up.
You will survive! M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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althom said: charlottegelin said: My son smelled something once at school and asked me very loudly if I had done a bottom burp, I shook my head "it smells disgusting!" he said, even louder, and then said, "oh no mummy, it's just this that smells" and it was his jumper that smelled of washing powder
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That. Is. So. Cool.
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fantasyislander said: one time i blamed one of my farts on my daughter.
i'm so ashamed.LMAO
And Mia HAS TO BE the funniest child EVER  | |
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Dont blame Mia Althom, you know full well it was you. Whoever smelt it dealt it, I say. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Dont blame Mia Althom, you know full well it was you. Whoever smelt it dealt it, I say.
She smelt it!  | |
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Mia  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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