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Sexual Positions for the Lonely  | |
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I like the Mary Lou Retton myself... | |
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Microwaved Melon 
My ex admitted to fucking a pumpkin once 
. [Edited 5/3/06 13:03pm] 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Microwaved Melon
My ex admitted to fucking a pumpkin once
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oh man ... i know some wacked stories for sure  | |
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hahaha! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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A kid I went to highschool with used to put a ziplock bag of vaseline inbetween the couch cushions... | |
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CarrieLee said: A kid I went to highschool with used to put a ziplock bag of vaseline inbetween the couch cushions...
I did this when I was 16, except I just wore a condom 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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CarrieLee said: A kid I went to highschool with used to put a ziplock bag of vaseline inbetween the couch cushions...
a guy i knew used to use a sandwhich bag as a condom 
WTF  | |
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Mach said: CarrieLee said: A kid I went to highschool with used to put a ziplock bag of vaseline inbetween the couch cushions...
a guy i knew used to use a sandwhich bag as a condom
WTF One of my exes used Saran wrap once. It did not feel good 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Mach said:
a guy i knew used to use a sandwhich bag as a condom
WTF One of my exes used Saran wrap once. It did not feel good oh lord | |
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Mach said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: One of my exes used Saran wrap once. It did not feel good oh lordI guess desperate times call for desperate measures!!! | |
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CarrieLee said: Mach said: oh lordI guess desperate times call for desperate measures!!! It needed to happen and that was the only thing available. Thankfully it wasn't tin foil 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: CarrieLee said: I guess desperate times call for desperate measures!!! It needed to happen and that was the only thing available. Thankfully it wasn't tin foil OMG i thought that when i 1st read your reply
NO no nooooo Mr tin man ...back away from my ___ | |
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Mach said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: It needed to happen and that was the only thing available. Thankfully it wasn't tin foil OMG i thought that when i 1st read your reply
NO no nooooo Mr tin man ...back away from my ___ Tin man wouldn't have gotten oiled if that were the case!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Mach said: OMG i thought that when i 1st read your reply
NO no nooooo Mr tin man ...back away from my ___ Tin man wouldn't have gotten oiled if that were the case! | |
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The Sylvia Plath made me laugh out loud  | |
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Ball pit!
but eww  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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CarrieLee said: I like the Mary Lou Retton myself...
that's what i was thinking
i need 2 learn now 2 do a hand stand now...  | |
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SammiJ said: CarrieLee said: I like the Mary Lou Retton myself...
that's what i was thinking
i need 2 learn now 2 do a hand stand now... That's not very safe though in the shower like that.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: SammiJ said: that's what i was thinking
i need 2 learn now 2 do a hand stand now... That's not very safe though in the shower like that. true...laying on my back with my legs in the air seems more do-able 
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SammiJ said: minneapolisgenius said: That's not very safe though in the shower like that. true...laying on my back with my legs in the air seems more do-able
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Yes. Good idea.
And that way there's less of a risk of breaking your neck in the process. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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The egyptian one seems kinda ordinary compared to the rest.
And iam left handed and hey, its good for me. | |
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that sylvia plath and couch potato is funny | |
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Marylou, thread of 2006  | |
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golden girls! My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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CarrieLee said: A kid I went to highschool with used to put a ziplock bag of vaseline inbetween the couch cushions...
What the hell is that about? A hand wasn't working? Let me find out my child does this on my new couch! I will kill him!  Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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I know someone who warmed a cantelope (spelling?) in the microwave, fucked it, then threw it out his second story window. He was a 9th grader at the time. He told one friend who told all of us. My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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