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SHE DID IT AGAIN PART 256 I swear she does this on purpose....but she's only 4. 
I was talking to her teacher, about some stuff that Mia was doing in class, and the teacher turned around to collect some of Mia's paintings from her desk to give me. Just as soon as she turned her back on me.....Mia let's out a load fart! 
The teacher turns around and looks at me! 
I said....."Mia! Say excuse me" Mia says....."I didn't do it....you did!" 
So me and Mia are laying blame back and forth while the teacher just looks on. She must think I'm the worst father in the world for blaming my child for a fart.
So I give up and start collecting the paintings from the teacher and then Mia pipes up and says in a loud voice "Dad! What's that smell....it's disgusting!" 
She says this while holding her nose for extra effect. 
She's going to be the death of me.  | |
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 ...Well I would say she has a great teacher..ur a professional farter | |
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Ocean said: ...Well I would say she has a great teacher..ur a professional farter I swear it wasn't me!!!! | |
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lol i hope you are chronicling these stories so that in your speech at her wedding you can embarrass the heck out of her   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: lol i hope you are chronicling these stories so that in your speech at her wedding you can embarrass the heck out of her
Don't you worry about that!  | |
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She is my hero!! 
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charlottegelin said: She is my hero!!
Do you want her?  | |
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althom said: charlottegelin said: She is my hero!!
Do you want her? mounted on a pedestal | |
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charlottegelin said: althom said: Do you want her? mounted on a pedestal No!! Just for a week. | |
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althom said: charlottegelin said: mounted on a pedestal No!! Just for a week. you wouldn't be able to cope with the 4 year old I'd send you in her place  | |
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charlottegelin said: althom said: No!! Just for a week. you wouldn't be able to cope with the 4 year old I'd send you in her place ooh do it hun....send him all 3.....he doesn't know how lucky he has it with 1 girl  | |
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Ocean said: charlottegelin said: you wouldn't be able to cope with the 4 year old I'd send you in her place ooh do it hun....send him all 3.....he doesn't know how lucky he has it with 1 girl he would not survive 5 minutes!!! he would have to repaint and recarpet after a day. | |
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charlottegelin said: Ocean said: ooh do it hun....send him all 3.....he doesn't know how lucky he has it with 1 girl he would not survive 5 minutes!!! he would have to repaint and recarpet after a day. yikes ..I'm glad I only have one boy then | |
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Ocean said: charlottegelin said: he would not survive 5 minutes!!! he would have to repaint and recarpet after a day. yikes ..I'm glad I only have one boy then especially if you care about having a nice house  or car 
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charlottegelin said: Ocean said: yikes ..I'm glad I only have one boy then especially if you care about having a nice house or car
Right I think I need my tubes tied | |
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Ocean said: charlottegelin said: especially if you care about having a nice house or car
Right I think I need my tubes tied
good idea! | |
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YES I found my Alice in Chains CD...wooot wooot 
oops...sorry. | |
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Do you have any idea how much you deserve her? MIA RULES!!!   | |
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Your stories involving your daughter never cease to crack me up. Isn't it funny to see how they grow up and create their own sense of humor? | |
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one time i blamed one of my farts on my daughter.
 i'm so ashamed. | |
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althom you two are an absolute laugh riot | |
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fantasyislander said: one time i blamed one of my farts on my daughter.
i'm so ashamed. that's messed up | |
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well, Althom try talking to her... | |
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Happy Farter's Day! | |
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your daughter is freaking awesome. | |
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shes got a great sense of humor
where'd that come from ? One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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fantasyislander said: one time i blamed one of my farts on my daughter.
i'm so ashamed.That's fucking brilliant. | |
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australian farts are very rude | |
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Anx said: Happy Farter's Day!
She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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 @ Althom.
This is your just reward for all the times you really did toot around poor unsuspecting people. | |
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