When that Middle Eastern guy starts rattling off diff. sex acts(the best is the Cincinatti Bow-tie) I just lose it. I think this may be one of the funniest films ever.

There's a whole section on the dvd of him doing a million more that aren't in the film. God, I'm dying.






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sympathy bump.

jerseykrs said:

It's OK, I don't need it. Some threads live and some die.

Hey Jersey, do you know how I know you're gay? You have a Yankees tattoo.

CarrieLee said:

Go do some F*cking work already.

u2prnce said:

That scene with the pretty blonde was really funny. And she was hot.

jerseykrs said:

It's better to get you all worked up instead.

I thought this film was vile and misogynistic, but clearly that's just me.

CarrieLee said:

Spats said:

Elizabeth Banks. She was in Catch Me if You Can. Very sexy.

Unless you mean the drunk blonde. That was Leslie Mann.

u2prnce said:

No, the hottie in the photo above. Elizabeth Banks.

VoicesCarry said:

why?

i thought this movie was ok, but too long for its own good. Lots of rambling off subject...

VoicesCarry said:

I was expecting a horrible gross-out comedy but it was actually quite sweet.

I thought it was a very funny movie. The "I know you're gay because" part was completely improvised.

I thought it was hilarious - the bit when that woman bends over and shows her thong and he says "there's something wrong with her underpants" cracks me up.

and the wtf ending.

Spats said:

She has the sexiest laugh, doesn't she?

I love the outtakes. Especially the Date-o-Rama part.


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This movie was funny! I love it when his friend was like "Take me for instance...now I'm ugly as fuck.."

and then the main character is like "I am NOT ugly as fuck!"

You know how I know
that you're gay?

How?


You like the movie
Maid in Manhattan.


You know how I know
you're gay?
How?


I saw you make a spinach dip
in a loaf of
sourdough bread once.


You know how I know
you're gay?
How?

You have a rainbow
bumper sticker on your car
that says:

"I love it
when balls are in my face."



That's gay?



God damn it!

PurpleRein said:

You forgot "You like Coldplay."

AND

"You wear baby blue track pants."
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PurpleRein said:

YESSSS!!!!!

".....Life Is About Passion, Not Shit Stained Balls...."

I don't want anybody complaining about my threads every again!

It looked like it would be really funny but it was just okay IMO. The only part I remember really laughing @ is when Paul Rudd started taking his pants off (to moon the camera, I think) when he was making the video in the store & yelling & shit...

I fucking love the part where he complains about the Michael McDonald DVD! My local Fry's would NOT stop playing the fucking Celine Dion shit and it drove me up the fucking wall every time I went in there!

I think I smiled a couple of times during the whole thing

American comedies are getting dumber and dumber

At least the great Catherine Keener was in it but still

andykeen said:

"it's not about the... shit-stained balls, it's about passion!"

yeah, that line always is in my head and cracks me up at inopportune times.

u2prnce said:

I was just going to add that Coldplay bit - that was classic
Its one of the funniest films I've ever seen. I seen it in the cinema and everyone was cracking up.
Even the racist jibes between the Asian guys and the black guy are funny

Natsume said:

There is alot of stuff that reminded me of when I worked at Borders. Guys breaking stuff outside because they're bored. The kind of weird converstations you get into. Watching movies when nothing's happening. We used to complain about certain cds we had to play and couldn't take out.