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Reply #30 posted 05/02/06 7:47pm

CaptainChaos

Well, this thread is as dead as the Captain soon will be.
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Reply #31 posted 05/02/06 7:49pm

charlottegelin

CaptainChaos said:

It's pretty sad around here in Cappyland. The hookers are all wearing their bras at half-mast.

falloff
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Reply #32 posted 05/02/06 7:52pm

BucketOfBouncy
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ginger snaps are the s***
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Reply #33 posted 05/02/06 7:54pm

2freaky4church
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Why do people watch this dumb show?
All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #34 posted 05/02/06 7:54pm

BucketOfBouncy
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2freaky4church1 said:

Why do people watch this dumb show?


deal or no deal?
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Reply #35 posted 05/02/06 7:57pm

charlottegelin

2freaky4church1 said:

Why do people watch this dumb show?

which show? confuse
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Reply #36 posted 05/02/06 7:57pm

Dewrede

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The Soprano's ?
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Reply #37 posted 05/02/06 8:01pm

charlottegelin

Dewrede said:

The Soprano's ?

shrug never watched it
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Reply #38 posted 05/02/06 8:02pm

CaptainChaos

Dewrede said:

The Soprano's ?


Yeah, the Soprano's picture was just symbolism showing that CaptainChaos (me) is about to be whacked. Nothing about the Sopranos in the thread, save for the 15 references to Vito which seem not at all out of place here.
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Reply #39 posted 05/02/06 8:04pm

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charlottegelin said:

Dewrede said:

The Soprano's ?

shrug never watched it


It's about a mob family , quite funny smile
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Reply #40 posted 05/03/06 5:50am

CaptainChaos

I've decided to have the most prolonged death scene in the history of the Org.
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Reply #41 posted 05/03/06 5:51am

u2prnce

CaptainChaos said:

I've decided to have the most prolonged death scene in the history of the Org.


This is like the end of the last Lord of the Rings movie. razz
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Reply #42 posted 05/03/06 6:13am

CaptainChaos

u2prnce said:

CaptainChaos said:

I've decided to have the most prolonged death scene in the history of the Org.


This is like the end of the last Lord of the Rings movie. razz


Yes I've got like 6 false endings planned and then a big showy number where I am surrounded by all the members of the Org, triumphantly shouting my name. Really high budget stuff.
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Reply #43 posted 05/03/06 6:14am

jerseykrs

CaptainChaos said:

u2prnce said:



This is like the end of the last Lord of the Rings movie. razz


Yes I've got like 6 false endings planned and then a big showy number where I am surrounded by all the members of the Org, triumphantly shouting my name. Really high budget stuff.



Maybe borgman and anx can come out after it's over and do some jazz hands.
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Reply #44 posted 05/03/06 6:18am

CaptainChaos

jerseykrs said:

CaptainChaos said:



Yes I've got like 6 false endings planned and then a big showy number where I am surrounded by all the members of the Org, triumphantly shouting my name. Really high budget stuff.



Maybe borgman and anx can come out after it's over and do some jazz hands.


An absolutely beautiful tribute to me.

After the credits, we'll all visit the Admiral's grave and spit on it.
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Reply #45 posted 05/03/06 6:33am

u2prnce

CaptainChaos said:

jerseykrs said:




Maybe borgman and anx can come out after it's over and do some jazz hands.


An absolutely beautiful tribute to me.

After the credits, we'll all visit the Admiral's grave and spit on it.


I want to do something really tasteful for the Captain's memorial.

Like Graceland.
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Reply #46 posted 05/03/06 9:27am

CaptainChaos

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I want to do something really tasteful for the Captain's memorial.

Like Graceland.


Ah, yes, Cappyland. I can envision it in my head. Hookers dressed up in rhinestone thongs. Tasteful portraits of lesbian mud-wrestling. A 14 foot gold sculpture of my magical penis.

But nothing tacky, okay. Tasteful, damn it!
[Edited 5/3/06 9:28am]
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Reply #47 posted 05/03/06 9:46am

u2prnce

CaptainChaos said:

u2prnce said:



I want to do something really tasteful for the Captain's memorial.

Like Graceland.


Ah, yes, Cappyland. I can envision it in my head. Hookers dressed up in rhinestone thongs. Tasteful portraits of lesbian mud-wrestling. A 14 foot gold sculpture of my magical penis.

But nothing tacky, okay. Tasteful, damn it!
[Edited 5/3/06 9:28am]


Let's make preparations for the service. I think a song would be nice. Is there one song which encapsulates the Captain's life?
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Reply #48 posted 05/03/06 10:20am

CaptainChaos

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Let's make preparations for the service. I think a song would be nice. Is there one song which encapsulates the Captain's life?


That is very nice of you to do. I suppose if there was one song that summed the Captain up, that captured the essence of me, it would have to be this one.


I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]
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Reply #49 posted 05/03/06 12:28pm

CaptainChaos

Org Members get a 5% discount on admission to Cappyland by the way.
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Reply #50 posted 05/03/06 1:18pm

u2prnce

CaptainChaos said:

Org Members get a 5% discount on admission to Cappyland by the way.


Can we buy a piece of the Captain to take home with us? I'd like something a little more special than the usual kind of souvenir.
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Reply #51 posted 05/03/06 2:20pm

Illustrator

CaptainChaos said:

Org Members get a 5% discount on admission to Cappyland by the way.

Eff the admission!
What kind of deals can we get on the "rides"?
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Reply #52 posted 05/03/06 2:21pm

u2prnce

Illustrator said:

CaptainChaos said:

Org Members get a 5% discount on admission to Cappyland by the way.

Eff the admission!
What kind of deals can we get on the "rides"?


barf
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