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Reasons to laugh Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever. And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. | |
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BucketOfBouncyBalls said: wait...was I suppose to laugh
Not nice 
And, you're just a baby...when you get some life experience you'll find some of these things to be true.  | |
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BucketOfBouncyBalls said: wait...was I suppose to laugh
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applekisses said: BucketOfBouncyBalls said: wait...was I suppose to laugh
Not nice
And, you're just a baby...when you get some life experience you'll find some of these things to be true. whoa relax i was just playing....holy s**t i cant say anything on this site with out getting flipped on | |
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Cloudbuster said: 
omg  | |
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BucketOfBouncyBalls said: applekisses said: Not nice
And, you're just a baby...when you get some life experience you'll find some of these things to be true. whoa relax i was just playing....holy s**t i cant say anything on this site with out getting flipped on I'm not stressed | |
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| true, all of 'em! | |
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ... but everything else
starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. -- Phyllis Diller ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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sag10 said: Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ... but everything else
starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. -- Phyllis Diller | |
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i'm stealing that first one as my new sig line...k?
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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lillith said: i'm stealing that first one as my new sig line...k?
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"I used to think that the brain was the most interesting part of the human anatomy...until I realized yeah, but look what's telling me that."
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U.S. POST OFFICE NOTICE: Official Change of Address Confirmation
translation we'll forward your mail when we want, if we want, haha [Edited 5/3/06 11:29am] | |
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