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Which would you rather...and you have to pick one or the other. Would you rather…
1. watch a porno movie with your parents OR watch a porno movie starring your parents? 2.have a permanent smile OR a permanent erection? Things to consider: funerals, dinner at Grandma's 3.have your hostage negotiator be Dick Vitale OR Ike Turner?? 4. You have just been hired by the head of the PGA to change one rule, allow loud heckling at the greens OR require golfers to tee off of their caddy’s crotch? 5. vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? 6. orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? 7. have commercial interruptions during masturbation fantasies OR have to masturbate with the mandatory use of a Sesame Street’s Elmo hand puppet? 8. have your cell phone ring function set on "Airhorn" OR "Taser"? 9. have sex with a "10" OR a "7" and a "3"? We know Spat's answer to this...He will take the 3 AKA Plain looking coffee shop girl... 
10. make the sound of the bionic man when straining physically OR make the sound of the Jeopardy them when straining mentally? Things to consider: test taking, gym class? | |
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1. watch a porno movie with your parents OR watch a porno movie starring your parents?
choice number two. At least I can close my eyes at parts. 2.have a permanent smile OR a permanent erection? Things to consider: funerals, dinner at Grandma's I like this look. It'd scare the hell out of people at funerals: 
3.have your hostage negotiator be Dick Vitale OR Ike Turner?? Either one. Is there a difference? 4. You have just been hired by the head of the PGA to change one rule, allow loud heckling at the greens OR require golfers to tee off of their caddy’s crotch? Definitely heckling 5. vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? choice number 1 6. orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? ten years 7. have commercial interruptions during masturbation fantasies OR have to masturbate with the mandatory use of a Sesame Street’s Elmo hand puppet? Elmo doesn't go there. Choice number 1. 8. have your cell phone ring function set on "Airhorn" OR "Taser"? Taser! 9. have sex with a "10" OR a "7" and a "3"? The 10. More than one person seems awkward to me. 10. make the sound of the bionic man when straining physically OR make the sound of the Jeopardy them when straining mentally? Things to consider: test taking, gym class?[/quote] Bionic Man!  | |
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Would you rather…
1. watch a porno movie with your parents OR watch a porno movie starring your parents? might be funny...at least i wouldn't be scarred for life as with the latter choice. 2.have a permanent smile OR a permanent erection? Things to consider: funerals, dinner at Grandma's since i'm female it may come in handy to have a permenant erection...since it wouldn't actually be ON me 3.have your hostage negotiator be Dick Vitale OR Ike Turner?? wow...tough choice. 4. You have just been hired by the head of the PGA to change one rule, allow loud heckling at the greens OR require golfers to tee off of their caddy’s crotch? it bothers me...why do they get silence to concentrate...other sports don't...what makes them special...you don't see everyone quiet when Lebron James is about to shoot a basket 5. vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? might help my partner figure out how to do it right....explicit instructions...a little to the left or my placing his hand/tongue/penis there doesn't seem to help!! 6. orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? seems about the norm isn't it...every 10 seconds is too much!!! ever see that episode of 'Greys Anatomy'... 7. have commercial interruptions during masturbation fantasies OR have to masturbate with the mandatory use of a Sesame Street’s Elmo hand puppet? maybe then i won't come as quickly (I know what i'm doing!!) instaed of not at all...couldn't with Ernie staring up at me... 8. have your cell phone ring function set on "Airhorn" OR "Taser"? 9. have sex with a "10" OR a "7" and a "3"? only since i had to pick from these choices...i'd rather have a 6 that is smart and interesting and average looking 10. make the sound of the bionic man when straining physically OR make the sound of the Jeopardy theme when straining mentally? Things to consider: test taking, gym class? i don't strain myself physically often...i am CONSTANTLY thinking you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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lillith said: 7. have commercial interruptions during masturbation fantasies OR have to masturbate with the mandatory use of a Sesame Street’s Elmo hand puppet? maybe then i won't come as quickly (I know what i'm doing!!) instaed of not at all...couldn't with Ernie staring up at me...
How about Evil Bert?  | |
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TMPletz said: lillith said: 7. have commercial interruptions during masturbation fantasies OR have to masturbate with the mandatory use of a Sesame Street’s Elmo hand puppet? maybe then i won't come as quickly (I know what i'm doing!!) instaed of not at all...couldn't with Ernie staring up at me...
How about Evil Bert? ooooohhhhh....i'm getting wet just thinking about it. um. no thanks. 
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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lillith said: TMPletz said: How about Evil Bert? ooooohhhhh....i'm getting wet just thinking about it. um. no thanks.
What about Cookie Monster? He gets pretty agressive when he's eating.
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notoriousj said: Would you rather…
1. watch a porno movie with your parents OR watch a porno movie starring your parents? watch it with them 
2.have a permanent smile OR a permanent erection? Things to consider: funerals, dinner at Grandma's if i was a dude probably a permanent erection. i can't smile all fuckin' day 3.have your hostage negotiator be Dick Vitale OR Ike Turner?? ike turner 4. You have just been hired by the head of the PGA to change one rule, allow loud heckling at the greens OR require golfers to tee off of their caddy’s crotch? tee off of their caddy's crotch of course 5. vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? all the orgasms in my zip code
6. orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? shit thats easy once every ten seconds
7. have commercial interruptions during masturbation fantasies OR have to masturbate with the mandatory use of a Sesame Street’s Elmo hand puppet? commercial interruptions, that wont really stop me a hand puppet? 
8. have your cell phone ring function set on "Airhorn" OR "Taser"? damn my phone stays on silent/vibrate  i guess taser
9. have sex with a "10" OR a "7" and a "3"? We know Spat's answer to this...He will take the 3 AKA Plain looking coffee shop girl...
a 10 of course 10. make the sound of the bionic man when straining physically OR make the sound of the Jeopardy them when straining mentally?jeopardy Things to consider: test taking, gym class? | |
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notoriousj said:[quote]Would you rather…
1. watch a porno movie with your parents 2.have a permanent smile 3.have your hostage negotiator be Dick Vitale 4. allow loud heckling at the greens 5. during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? 6. once every ten seconds 7. masturbate with the mandatory use of a Sesame Street’s Elmo hand puppet 8. have your cell phone ring function set on "Airhorn" 9. have sex with a "10" 10.the sound of the Jeopardy them when straining mentally? That was surprisingly easy.  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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