Sometimes I do, but I realize I wouldn't do anything particularly productive, legal, or especially non-violent with such a power, so I guess I'm better off just having the ability to shoot people dirty looks.

But let's just say you had that option. How would you control yourself? How would you indulge?

Be thorough and succinct in your answers. You will be graded. Thank you.

That's a picture of a beam of concussive, ruby-colored force.


Just sayin'.

jerseykrs2 said:

cborgman said:

, you know how us comic geeks are.

jerseykrs2 said:

I knew you'd come knockin' to break it down sooner or later, fanboy.

Anx said:

jerseykrs2 said:

so answer the question already!

jerseykrs2 said:

did you use the laser to finish writing your report Mr Jersey..?

jerseykrs2 said:

i would have said it if you hadn't

I would use my laser beams/concussive force for good and to help promote world peace.

But what I'd rather have is x-ray vision!

I do shoot lasers from my eyes!
Don't ya feel them?

fathermcmeekle said:

Would you rather have xray vision, or the power to be invisible at will?

I'd take invisibility

Anx said:

No, it's totally Gay.

ReturnofDOOK said:

Fire on the other hand, is tres cool

BananaCologne said:

Nobody looks cool with no eyebrows....

It would be quite handy though I fear there would be a long trail of burning corpses in my vacinity these days...everyone that has just shown up at our house in the past few days (do they think I WANT company right now?)...ZAP! My stupid co-worker for calling with dumb ass questions she should be able to figure out for herself...ZAP! (right through the phone even!)

I would be in sooooo much trouble, damn it would be fun though

EskomoKisses said:

I feel ya! I would especially like the zap a coworker who likes to talk down to everybody like we're dummies who don't know anything.

YES! i would love to do this. i would love to be able to shoot lasers out of my eyes and fire out of my fingers. If i had secret powers, that what they would be. none of this flying or reading minds bullshit.

Good question! I was riding in the car just today and some dude and his girlfriend were blasting horrible music in their car so loud that our car was shaking...since it was both horrible and far too loud (only good music is allowed to be...loud), I wish I could have shot lasers from my eyes at that very moment.

BananaCologne said:

Yup. Shooting lasers from my eyes would come in totally handy.

Why yes, I do.

Why, yes of course.

But why just stick to plain laser? Are there any other power-ups to collect from this level?

Novabreaker said:

don't get greedy, dammit

if i could shoot lasers from my eyes public whistlers would be the first to go

Raine said:

get 'em!

my first targets would be people who walk really slow in front of me and take up the whole sidewalk, and don't seem to understand the words "excuse me".

i'd just zap their backsides a little - burn their biscuits.

I do it all the time.....when people piss me off I burn their corneas with my stare...what they dont realize is that theres a thin laser beam going straight through their eyeball and burning through their visual cortex. I'm cool like that.

Anx said: