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Cheesy chat up lines 
You've gotta admire Big Ben's sexual prowess here. Obviously he goes in for the kill and plays towards his advantages albeit with a cheesy chat up line. Do you have a cheesy chat up line which works without fail? Have you ever fallen for one? | |
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PurpleRein said: Get back to your clique if you dont like it.  | |
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Big Ben is really cute.  |
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CarrieMpls said:
Big Ben is really cute. What about the leaning tower of Pisa though? 'Oh la la!  | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: CarrieMpls said:
Big Ben is really cute. What about the leaning tower of Pisa though? 'Oh la la! She's alright. I guess. |
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CarrieMpls said: JDINTERACTIVE said: What about the leaning tower of Pisa though? 'Oh la la! She's alright. I guess.  | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: CarrieMpls said: She's alright. I guess. Sorry. I was being jealous.  |
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"I'm sorry, this might sound like a really lousy chat-up line, but..."
From then on you can say pretty much anything. I'm not saying it's going to work on all occasions (or even in any occasion for that matter), but at least you don't have to feel overtly embarrassed about what you choose to complete the sentence with.  | |
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I don't approach women anymore but i have been on the other end of some questionable lines from women. People make fun of guys opening lines but women are no better. | |
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Spats said: I don't approach women anymore
Then women should rejoice 
. "You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person." | |
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Spats said: I don't approach women anymore but i have been on the other end of some questionable lines from women. People make fun of guys opening lines but women are no better.
have you thought about joining a Monastery?  | |
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Why? | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: PurpleRein said: Get back to your clique if you dont like it. | |
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"Excuse me, Miss, you dropped something...You dropped my heart."...
 "Yes, and I broke it too. "
"  Bitch."
~ I was in a funky mood that day anyway.  | |
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Sometimes you actually want to know the information behind them though!
"Do you come here often?" Y'know? That's a real question! | |
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How about, "are you going to eat up all that cheese?" | |
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Novabreaker said: How about, "are you going to eat up all that cheese?"
 ...That's rude!...lol | |
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SHANNA said: Novabreaker said: How about, "are you going to eat up all that cheese?"
...That's rude!...lolWhat? Can't a guy help a lady finish a family-sized pizza? | |
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Novabreaker said: SHANNA said: ...That's rude!...lolWhat? Can't a guy help a lady finish a family-sized pizza? Please do... | |
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Good grief, what next 
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I had a bit too much to drink one night and I said to a guy "How does it feel to be the hottest guy in here?"
Sooooo lame and I felt so stupid when I sobered up.
We dated for a while, so I guess cheesy lines can work. | |
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