I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would
not
Allow me to take a leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to
take
Few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made
funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the
Boss
Would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked
"What are you doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for
a
Couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her
"...And where do you think you're going?"


( You're going 2 love this..... )


She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

funkpill said:

Thats good!! From a proud brunette

ahhh if only that would really get you some time off and not fired!!


for a bright light around here

funkpill said:

oi ... I'm all alone here