I'm really scared and protective of my cooter ya kno?

sweet mother of cows.....i'm scared to have a kid...really....

charlotte had you all relieved and in the mean time i go and get you all paniced again
don't listen to me! listen to the svelte mother of three!!

here's a photo to scare you off again
the worst thing about getting pregnant is your boobs get even bigger

I dont know if i want a piece of placenta against my neck....

Placenta is gross.

Placenta is gross.

Not if they still want to have sex with their woman. A friend of mine witnessed it and it turned him off his wife. And I have heard plenty of the same about other guys. hell it's a turnoff seeing a woman pregnant. never mind seeing her give birth.

My biggest hope for you Spats, is that you are reincarnated as a woman and end up stuck with a man just like you are now.

That is SO fitting!

A man like me? What is so wrong about being turned off certain things? There is nothing attractive about pregnancy or giving birth. I find it all ugly. That does not mean that there is anything wrong with me.

are you planning to have children by shaquille o'neal or something??
i don't pretend to know what i am talking about but i would say that the baby you carry will be perfectly suited to your body.

and as far as the goo?? both births i have been witness to the babies weren't messy at all. they usually take them and suction them out and dry them off anyway. and i believe they put them on your chest to help facilitate the contractions for the placenta. (because baby comes first... then a couple minutes later the placenta)

There are so many things wrong w/ you

sweet mother of cows.....i'm scared to have a kid...really....

placentas are human organs, they are all gross out of context like in a plastic bag beside the bed they tried to show me mine but I refused to look at it!!!

Don't listen to Emm, Bouncy. My buddie says his wife's "cooter" is like the Grand Canyon now.

'Should men witness childbirths?'

Oh shut the fuck up. If a guy gets his woman pregnant, he should have to experience all the consequences of his actions. Not make her do all the work by herself after 9 months of being told she's a turn-off.

Imagine for a moment that you've gotten a girl pregnant. Now put yourself in her shoes and imagine you're the woman and you're about to give birth. You've suffered through morning sickness, weight gain, mood swings, crazy cravings, hot flashes, and a man who thinks you're gross and unattractive because of a child he's had a hand in creating. You're laying on your back on the bed, legs up in stirrups, your privates exposed for every person in the room to see. The room is cold. You're scared and exhausted and your body is racked with intense pain. Think being kicked in the balls repeatedly. Chances are you'll literally be ripped in half when the baby comes, because unless the doctor cuts you to make the entrance bigger, the tissue will probably tear. And your man Spats doesn't think he has to be in there to support you and welcome your child because he is only thinking about his dick and what it wants. As usual.

My biggest hope for you Spats, is that you are reincarnated as a woman and end up stuck with a man just like you are now.
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