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People really need to keep their private areas clean....beware very gross thread. Ok I really don't make threads of this nature but this is some of the foulest shit I have experienced since the Batman and Robin movie.... Ok first of all im at work today and there is this lady who sits on the other side of my cubicle. I pass her in the lunch room and notice "Hmm something stinks." This was at 10am. I pass her again at 3pm...Now I really smell it....I finally recognize the stench.
I think she had stank coochie... Seriously it's one of those odors you just know the moment you smell it...Not typical body odor but she smelled like the poonany went bad...I mean sweet lawd that shit lingered like death in the room (and I might add everyone called out today wonder why...) She never smelled like this before but my god she did today....Im surprised she didn't have seagulls flying around her crotch....Now im not 100% certain that is where the smell came from but that is what it smelled like. Annnnd another thing not only that it seems we have several Sasquatches that work in my building cause the bathroom is ridiculous. Anytime I go into the stall pube hair is everywhere... I know who it its too....you just have to follow the trail of hair to their desk.... So org people I implore you....Please groom and clean yourselves properly and save your co-workers, loved ones, and everyone else the trauma and disgust. Fella's trim the hedges please....If you open your zipper to use the bath room and hair pops out like a afro under a hat thats not good guys. Nor is it attractive please maintain your naughty jungle of love. And ladies I pray no one here walks around attacting seagulls with crotch funk, but for the love of god just call out...Stay home and handle what you need to handle...Ok rant over ty. clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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OH. MY. GOD.
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I so regret ignoring the warning... Bookmark this thread if you want to practice abstinance folks. I guarantee that sex will be the last thing on your mind after reading. | |
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These threads should NOT be allowed....unless they come with PICS | |
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that shit is really gross! you shoulda bought her a can of FDS
told her to spray it in her ass!!! [Edited 4/27/06 21:00pm] | |
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This thread is also good for dieting! | |
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i just got outta a long bubble bath
i stink good | |
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makes you just want to bleach every surface you come in contact with, doesn't it??
lotsa roses for your workspace honey sin | |
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Sinister said Poonany.... | |
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how r u sin | |
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fucking funny! if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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attracting seagulls with crotch funk
M [Edited 4/28/06 10:01am] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Ex-Moderator | minneapolisgenius said: MinneG!!! |
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CarrieMpls said: minneapolisgenius said: MinneG!!! Carrie! I just booked my flight to Mpls. for the summer about 10 minutes ago. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Ex-Moderator | minneapolisgenius said: CarrieMpls said: MinneG!!! Carrie! I just booked my flight to Mpls. for the summer about 10 minutes ago. YAY!! It's gonnabe one heckuva good summer. I can feel it already. |
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minneapolisgenius said: CarrieMpls said: MinneG!!! Carrie! I just booked my flight to Mpls. for the summer about 10 minutes ago. | |
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brownsugar said: minneapolisgenius said: Carrie! I just booked my flight to Mpls. for the summer about 10 minutes ago. Are you coming to Mpls. this summer?! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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CarrieMpls said: minneapolisgenius said: Carrie! I just booked my flight to Mpls. for the summer about 10 minutes ago. YAY!! It's gonnabe one heckuva good summer. I can feel it already. I hope so! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: brownsugar said: Are you coming to Mpls. this summer?! honestly i didn't know anything about it. but now that i do i'm gonna try my best | |
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brownsugar said: minneapolisgenius said: Are you coming to Mpls. this summer?! honestly i didn't know anything about it. but now that i do i'm gonna try my best Well, it's not an invasion or anything (just me ) but I'm usually always in Mpls. for about a month and a half in the summertime. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Now, on the other hand, maybe's she got an infection over there, which is not as easy an excuse for leaving the workplace as many other things are. Notice the difference between asking your boss if you can go home after you sneezed a zillion times and asking the same thing by saying 'I'm sorry, but I've got a horrible smelly pussy, can I please go home?' | |
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MarieLouise said: Now, on the other hand, maybe's she got an infection over there, which is not as easy an excuse for leaving the workplace as many other things are. Notice the difference between asking your boss if you can go home after you sneezed a zillion times and asking the same thing by saying 'I'm sorry, but I've got a horrible smelly pussy, can I please go home?' | |
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There should be daily updates on the vaginal odor issue. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: attracting seagulls with crotch funk
M [Edited 4/28/06 10:01am] that was my favorite line too | |
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