How awesome it must be to be Hef. He is almost 80 years old and there hasn't been a day that has gone by in half a century that he hasn't woken up, brushed his teeth, and spent the rest of the day oggling pair after pair of gorgeous tatas. He's made hundreds of millions creating a magazine that is filled with page after page of gorgeous tatas. He's got like 20 blond girlfriends who fight to service this octogenrian. He's got respect, riches, a bitching house, multiple celebrity friends, a grotto, and did I mention complete eye access to more sillicon than the human mind can comprehend.

Hef I salute you. You took an idea any moron should have come up with (pictures of naked women=money...errrr duuuuuhhhhh) and created a life that you should be proud of.

I'd like my own grotto.

You have a grotto, baby..lol

One does wonder how much they spend on disinfectant for the grotto on a monthly basis?

It's all good in the world of Hef.

2freaky4church1 said:

He doesn't like the brunettes, though. He's a folliclist! He also may be responsible for spats views on women.

Still I admire him as every good cocksman must.