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A Question for the married mens...yeah, I said "mens" Fellas...
You ever been gettin' freaky with your woman while her moms is spending the night? It got so good for me the other night that I let out an ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! She's ticked at me because I couldn't contain myself, but, I couldn't contain myself. Like her moms doesn't know that she has....shhhh....sex! Hello??? You have two kids! Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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My in-laws only live 30 miles away, so there's never any need for them to stay overnight. | |
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that's why i'll never be inviting folks over for the night | |
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having my mom under the same roof is a pretty supreme turn-off for me, so it's never a temptation when she has visited and i've lived with a partner. i had a boyfriend once who thought it would be cute if we got busy while my mom was sleeping out in the living room, and i threatened to puke on him if he tried any funny business. really, sex and the concept of my mom just don't mix in my world. eww. | |
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Anx said: having my mom under the same roof is a pretty supreme turn-off for me, so it's never a temptation when she has visited and i've lived with a partner. i had a boyfriend once who thought it would be cute if we got busy while my mom was sleeping out in the living room, and i threatened to puke on him if he tried any funny business. really, sex and the concept of my mom just don't mix in my world. eww.
you're lucking he didn;t find vomiting a turn on | |
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Anx said: having my mom under the same roof is a pretty supreme turn-off for me, so it's never a temptation when she has visited and i've lived with a partner. i had a boyfriend once who thought it would be cute if we got busy while my mom was sleeping out in the living room, and i threatened to puke on him if he tried any funny business. really, sex and the concept of my mom just don't mix in my world. eww.
oh, that your mother had never realized the concept of sex some 54 years ago... what a world that would be. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Revolution said: Fellas...
You ever been gettin' freaky with your woman while her moms is spending the night? It got so good for me the other night that I let out an ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! She's ticked at me because I couldn't contain myself, but, I couldn't contain myself. Like her moms doesn't know that she has....shhhh....sex! Hello??? You have two kids! I love doing it.....my way of showing that someone is taking care of their baby.....while she's taking care of me!!! | |
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Anx said: having my mom under the same roof is a pretty supreme turn-off for me, so it's never a temptation when she has visited and i've lived with a partner. i had a boyfriend once who thought it would be cute if we got busy while my mom was sleeping out in the living room, and i threatened to puke on him if he tried any funny business. really, sex and the concept of my mom just don't mix in my world. eww.
Let's say it was HIS mom...still apply? Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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"ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!"
Perhaps she doesn't want her Mom to know that she's an animal trainer! lol | |
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cborgman said: Anx said: having my mom under the same roof is a pretty supreme turn-off for me, so it's never a temptation when she has visited and i've lived with a partner. i had a boyfriend once who thought it would be cute if we got busy while my mom was sleeping out in the living room, and i threatened to puke on him if he tried any funny business. really, sex and the concept of my mom just don't mix in my world. eww.
oh, that your mother had never realized the concept of sex some 54 years ago... what a world that would be. and what a world it would be if the spores thriving on the underside of a toadstool had been ripped to shreds by a lawnmower. | |
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SHANNA said: "ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!"
Perhaps she doesn't want her Mom to know that she's an animal trainer! lol R U a married mens? It's not always that loud, but maybe subconsciencely I needed to be heard. Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Anx said: cborgman said: oh, that your mother had never realized the concept of sex some 54 years ago... what a world that would be. and what a world it would be if the spores thriving on the underside of a toadstool had been ripped to shreds by a lawnmower. awww... welcome back. i missed you while you were not here much. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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abierman said: Revolution said: Fellas...
You ever been gettin' freaky with your woman while her moms is spending the night? It got so good for me the other night that I let out an ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! She's ticked at me because I couldn't contain myself, but, I couldn't contain myself. Like her moms doesn't know that she has....shhhh....sex! Hello??? You have two kids! I love doing it.....my way of showing that someone is taking care of their baby.....while she's taking care of me!!! EXACTLY! It should give her mom a sense of security...I ain't leavin' someone who makes me SCREAM like that anytime soon. [Edited 4/26/06 15:18pm] Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Revolution said: SHANNA said: "ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!"
Perhaps she doesn't want her Mom to know that she's an animal trainer! lol R U a married mens? It's not always that loud, but maybe subconsciencely I needed to be heard. No... lol | |
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Ex-Moderator | I'm with Anx. Parents=HUGE turn-off. |
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I lived with my husband at my parents' house for a while.
We learned to be quiet. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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CarrieMpls said: I'm with Anx. Parents=HUGE turn-off.
you're with anx?? honey, you can do so much better than him. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Ex-Moderator | HereToRockYourWorld said: I lived with my husband at my parents' house for a while.
We learned to be quiet. Actually... now that I think about it... my first boyfriend lived with me at my parent's house when I was 17. We had separate bedrooms to keep up appearances for my dad but it was quite silly. I'd fall asleep in my boyfirend's room, set the alarm for 4am and sneak upstairs to my room so in case my dad decided to check when he got up for work I'd be in my own room. Then when I'd wake up in the morning I'd go back downstairs and crawl back in bed with him till we both got up. My mom new. She didn't care. |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: I lived with my husband at my parents' house for a while.
We learned to be quiet. But she did "that thing" that she knows makes me ARRRRRGHHHHH...if she does "that thing" while her moms is in the house (and she's spent the night more than a couple of times)...then, why get ticked at me? Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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cborgman said: CarrieMpls said: I'm with Anx. Parents=HUGE turn-off.
you're with anx?? honey, you can do so much better than him. Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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cborgman said: CarrieMpls said: I'm with Anx. Parents=HUGE turn-off.
you're with anx?? honey, you can do so much better than him. honey, half of death row and most of the cast of "van wilder" could do better than YOU. | |
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Anx said: cborgman said: you're with anx?? honey, you can do so much better than him. honey, half of death row and most of the cast of "van wilder" could do better than YOU. but enough about your clients... Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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hell, if it's your house, and you're married?
Shit, moms has to respect that FACT, not the other way around!!! | |
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oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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cborgman said: Anx said: honey, half of death row and most of the cast of "van wilder" could do better than YOU. but enough about your clients... i wouldn't HAVE clients if your genitalia weren't a leading cause of post traumatic stress disorder. | |
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Anx said: cborgman said: but enough about your clients... i wouldn't HAVE clients if it weren't for you turning admirers away. that's the damn truth. you're my bottom-feeder brother. you suck up what i let fall through the cracks. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: i'm a bottom-feeder brother. i suck up what falls through the crack. i hear they have groups for that in the meat packing district. | |
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Anx said: cborgman said: i'm a bottom-feeder brother. i suck up what falls through the crack. i hear they have groups for that in the meat packing district. you mean the "anx" district. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Revolution said: But she did "that thing" that she knows makes me ARRRRRGHHHHH...if she
does "that thing" while her moms is in the house (and she's spent the night more than a couple of times)...then, why get ticked at me? ohhhh now i wanna know what "that thing" is tell your woman that it could have been a charlie horse that you were screaming over for all your mother in law knew and parents have sex too... my sister and fam were staying with my parents in arizona and had to listen to the bed squeaking in the next room and yes i posted on this thread just because you specifically told my gender not to | |
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emm said: Revolution said: But she did "that thing" that she knows makes me ARRRRRGHHHHH...if she
does "that thing" while her moms is in the house (and she's spent the night more than a couple of times)...then, why get ticked at me? ohhhh now i wanna know what "that thing" is tell your woman that it could have been a charlie horse that you were screaming over for all your mother in law knew and parents have sex too... my sister and fam were staying with my parents in arizona and had to listen to the bed squeaking in the next room and yes i posted on this thread just because you specifically told my gender not to You woman ALWAYS do what you are asked not to do... That thing...let's say it involves small hands and lots of lube. Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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