What would aliens think or say to eachother about mankind?

"Oh look they are praising that monkey again with that guitar singing that song".

What behaviors?

monkey with a guitar is a racist term Mick..which I'm sure you didn't know.


Would the aliens talk the same language, or are they of the same race/species?

monkeyguitarfuck

This thread's gone wrong already!

I think they would probably experiment by taking over prominent monkeys in politics and entertainment like Bush, Brad Pitt, and even Prince. They might go astray and combine thing that shouldn't be, like Beck and Scientology or Prince and Jehovah's Witness's rules...

fuckguitarmonkey

fathermcmeekle said:

they'd say let's kidnap the priest! he can finally meet god for real

humans are idiots.....licky boom boom down

nice planet shame about the natives

XxAxX said:

I hope they use the probe again!

fathermcmeekle said:

on your knees! it's time for some prayer!

PurpleRein said:

I don't think the aliens would be hip to that either. We'd all probably be hideously small-headed beady-eyed hairless clothed monkeys to them.

Or, a they said on Star Trek--"Ugly bags of mostly water."

They might describe earth as a bloody cesspool, with one virus particularly having gone out of control.

They might say "Can you believe this? They paved paradise and put up a parking lot."