Fellas...

You ever been gettin' freaky with your woman while her moms is spending the
night? It got so good for me the other night that I let out an
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

She's ticked at me because I couldn't contain myself, but, I couldn't contain
myself.

Like her moms doesn't know that she has....shhhh....sex! Hello??? You have
two kids!

My in-laws only live 30 miles away, so there's never any need for them to stay overnight.

that's why i'll never be inviting folks over for the night

having my mom under the same roof is a pretty supreme turn-off for me, so it's never a temptation when she has visited and i've lived with a partner. i had a boyfriend once who thought it would be cute if we got busy while my mom was sleeping out in the living room, and i threatened to puke on him if he tried any funny business. really, sex and the concept of my mom just don't mix in my world. eww.

Anx said:

you're lucking he didn;t find vomiting a turn on

Anx said:

oh, that your mother had never realized the concept of sex some 54 years ago... what a world that would be.

Revolution said:

I love doing it.....my way of showing that someone is taking care of their baby.....while she's taking care of me!!!

Anx said:

Let's say it was HIS mom...still apply?

"ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!"

Perhaps she doesn't want her Mom to know that she's an animal trainer! lol

cborgman said:

and what a world it would be if the spores thriving on the underside of a toadstool had been ripped to shreds by a lawnmower.

SHANNA said:

R U a married mens? It's not always that loud, but maybe subconsciencely I needed to be heard.

Anx said:

awww... welcome back. i missed you while you were not here much.

abierman said:

EXACTLY! It should give her mom a sense of security...I ain't leavin' someone
who makes me SCREAM like that anytime soon.
[Edited 4/26/06 15:18pm]

Revolution said:

No... lol

I'm with Anx. Parents=HUGE turn-off.

I lived with my husband at my parents' house for a while.

We learned to be quiet.

CarrieMpls said:

you're with anx??

honey, you can do so much better than him.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Actually... now that I think about it... my first boyfriend lived with me at my parent's house when I was 17. We had separate bedrooms to keep up appearances for my dad but it was quite silly. I'd fall asleep in my boyfirend's room, set the alarm for 4am and sneak upstairs to my room so in case my dad decided to check when he got up for work I'd be in my own room. Then when I'd wake up in the morning I'd go back downstairs and crawl back in bed with him till we both got up. My mom new. She didn't care.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

But she did "that thing" that she knows makes me ARRRRRGHHHHH...if she
does "that thing" while her moms is in the house (and she's spent the
night more than a couple of times)...then, why get ticked at me?

cborgman said:

cborgman said:

honey, half of death row and most of the cast of "van wilder" could do better than YOU.

Anx said:

but enough about your clients...

hell, if it's your house, and you're married?

Shit, moms has to respect that FACT, not the other way around!!!

cborgman said:

i wouldn't HAVE clients if your genitalia weren't a leading cause of post traumatic stress disorder.

Anx said:

that's the damn truth. you're my bottom-feeder brother. you suck up what i let fall through the cracks.

cborgman said:

i hear they have groups for that in the meat packing district.

Anx said:

you mean the "anx" district.

Revolution said:

ohhhh now i wanna know what "that thing" is

tell your woman that it could have been a charlie horse that you were screaming over for all your mother in law knew
and parents have sex too... my sister and fam were staying with my parents in arizona and had to listen to the bed squeaking in the next room



and yes i posted on this thread just because you specifically told my gender not to

emm said:

You woman ALWAYS do what you are asked not to do...

That thing...let's say it involves small hands and lots of lube.