I don't know quite what to thinkabout Superman. I haven't seen any teasers (are they even out?) and the photos I've seen of Superman leave me pretty concerned. That new, scaly uniform with the reworked "S" and his ridiculously perfect hair -- right down to that spit curl -- make him look like he's going to Halloween at the local gay bar.

There is a teaser out, which of course doesn't show much. But teasers for superhero movies should knock the shit out of you. And this one doesn't. It does look a little too gay. But Superman is kinda gay.

There is a teaser out, which of course doesn't show much. But teasers for superhero movies should knock the shit out of you. And this one doesn't. It does look a little too gay. But Superman is kinda gay.

you do realize that you are having a conversation with two gay men when you use "gay" as replacement for "bad", right?