I'm almost never drunk. Like, the people who know me will attest to my almost stubborn non-drunken-ness.

Say somethign to me!

Random thought:

People, Jessica (TMBGITW) has BLACK HAIR now. I think the shock of discovering this has driven me to drink.

Dude, it's hard to type drunk.

Fine, don't talk to me. I'll talk to myself.

Chocolate cake shots RULE.

("You are posting too quickly" . . .well. . . suck my balls, org. . . )

I'm SO deleting this in the morning.

Hydrocodone booster should be kicking in . . . lessee. . . I'm at zero minus fifteen.

Whatever, you gusy suck.

Does my sig make sense to anybody else?

'Cause I'm TOTALLY lost.

Do I get kinda valley when I'm drunk?

Ok, really, you guys suck, bye.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!

HereToRockYourWorld said:

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matt said:

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The org should have a breathalyzer.

I've been known to post nonsense here while hammered.

I can't type right when fucked up though. HAHAHA

HereToRockYourWorld said:

I HATE that!!

jerseykrs said:

no, you can't.



Melissa, this is HILRIOUS! I can't belive I missed it.

CarrieMpls said:

There are people who have known me for an very long time and never seen me even tipsy. So, um, congratulations.

And yeah, I couldn't type worth a damn.