In 15 minutes I have a meeting to attend with my boss, her boss, and her peers where I'm going to get yelled at and drilled for a problem that is not my fault.

Imago said:

You better tell them what's up!!! Good luck and don't back down.

M

whip your dick out in the middle of the meeting, that should cause other problems..... and your boss will forget all about whatevers currently going on




good luck !

try passing out, that always works for me.

Just explain that posting on the org is a good thing and show them, I am sure you can convince them to sign up as newbies, and you may get a pay check rise too..

run in the meeting like tom cruise, jump up on the table and scream MARCO !!!!!


see who wants to play, this could actually be a fun day

Don't plan what to say in the meeting. Don't try to anticipate what is going to happen or be said. Just take a deep breath and keep your chin up.

And if all else fails....whip out "Big Imago". It will make all other problems seem trivial.




Good luck sweetie!

Nothinbutjoy said:

It will be ok.

I think he is gonna get fired..

sorry Imago if it turns out to be true

take lunch in for everyone


surely they cant fire the guy that just brought them lunch, can they ????

ooh! ooh! The meeting has started. Do you think Dan's being yelled at right this very minute???

Anx said:

okay, i am laughing really hard at this. i am picturing it....and now i am laughing even harder.

CarrieMpls said:

prolly!

poor Dan..... we should do something nice for him....



any ideas ?


lets make a list of what WE think makes him a good employee

Do you think the "problem" has to do with him not washing his gentiles properly?

nakedpianoplayer said:

applekisses said:

i was thinking that, or the smell of the area itsself



it could be because he is constantly rubbing the area against coworkers

alwayslate said:

ok, i've never done that personally, though i came close once when i was already sick with a flu and my boss was screeching her head off at me. i had to excuse myself or else i was just gonna plop right over. so she let me go out and get some water, then i went back in and got screeched at some more.

but one girl i worked with DID pass out. they had to call the paramedics and cart her out of my boss's office in a stretcher. that was deep.

Anx said:

i can just see AB faking the faint....



i hope he does it

Maybe a little drilling is what you need!

alwayslate said:

Now picture Anx passing out...even funnier!

applekisses said:

nothing worse than dirty gentiles!

:glassuptothedooreasedropping:

He is!!! He is getting yelled at!!!



I think I heard a thud...

IrresistibleB1tch said:

do you realize what you both just wrote!
[Edited 4/25/06 10:59am]

Nothinbutjoy said:

lol

Nothinbutjoy said:

no that was my IUD...sorry about that

superspaceboy said:

yes, i was quoting Apples! it just cracked me up!!

superspaceboy said:

For a while in junior high and high school, I was notorious for passing out. I didn't get made fun of for it because when I came around, I'd go into a convulsion and as a result I punched the teacher a couple of times. I didn't mean to - I was just disoriented - but my classmates thought it was cool that I could get away with punching my teachers in the face.