okay, that oprah thread made me think that maybe we should all apologise a bit more than we do.

so I'll be first in expressing my sincerest apologies to 2the9s.

Dear 9s.

I am absolutley racked with guilt and hope that you are somehow able to come to terms with the matter of my telling my fellow orgers that your nickname was Tootsie La Rue and that you perform on stage with a gibbon named Mimi at the weekends, instead of Fifi, I get the names Mimi and Fifi confused sometimes.


forgive me

Lleena

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OMG





Dear Ella,

I'm sorry your posts sucked so much that it caused you to become an org hermit.

-Chris

please motherfucker, please!

Dear Imago,
I'm sorry you feel the need to talk about your balls incessantly. Please stop.
Sincerely,
CarrieMpls

Dear PurpleThunder,
Thanks for the postcard you sent me. It was very sweet and definately brightenned up my day. In a large way I credit you for pulling me into this whole mess of orgers that I currently know. If you hadn't forced me on yahoo or called me, I would've never met some of the other orgers that I currently enjoy torturing.

As always, you are sorely missed when you're not here.
I'm sorry that I haven't photoshopped you more.





apology added to quell CarrieMPL's emotional issues!
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Dear CarrieMPLS,
You've got it bad girl. You keep bringing up my "you know whats" at "you know where" 24/7. Dare I say it, you're devoted to their promotion.
I'm sorry that you're in so deep.

love Dan



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Dear Jersey

I hope you didnt mind me using your blow up doll for demo purposes in my first aid class, the dummy we used before had broken and one of the guys took it home to fix it.


sorry
Lleena

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Imago said:

That's not an apology.

CarrieMpls said:

That's what I was thinking. He's a little slow on fridays.

dear anxiety,

i am sorry that i revealed to the org how small your weenis is.

my bad.

chris

Dear Dook,

I'm really sorry that you can't stop looking at that meatspin. No, I'm REALLY sorry.

Best wishes

-Chris

Dear Nikki23,

I think you're sweet as honey!
You can have Retina, Abierman, and Fauxie and I won't hold it against you.
Plus, I saw your profile picture and damn.
I'm sorry if my posts are omnipresent.

Dear CarrieMPLS,

I'm sorry I deleted you on myspace. I was very drunk. Can we sweat to some oldies music now? No?? I'm sorry I deleted you again.

-Chris

Dear everyone on the Org,

I am sorry that I am a total sham and everything I've ever posted on the Org has been a complete, bald-faced LIE.

AND I LIKED IT! I liked it.

So anyway, yeah. Sorry about that.

Kisses,
Anx

PS: This mass apology does not include CBorgman, because that little poop gloss deserves whatever he gets.

jerseykrs said:

Anx said:

I could smell the liquor on his breath!

jerseykrs said:

quit making this about you or else i'll pinch your dirty pillows.

ive already tried this


too many times

dear ORG:


i'm sorry i ate all the donuts. i tried to save some for y'all but they were quite tasty.

i might buy more later but right now i'm sort of feeling bloated. i think i'll take a nap.

XxAxX said:

frosted???

shausler said:

among others

XxAxX said:

crullers???

to all those i pissed off in the past.....












































no no no im serious really..


















am i?

















yeah
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most important lesson i have learned here and on earth is

apologize to yourself

forgive yourself



close that deal baby

shausler said:

i think so. it's all one big sugary dream

XxAxX said:

how much do i love you suzy Q

words cant say

shausler said:

i'm glad you understand! i daresay ALL ORGers would react the same way, given access to a variety pack of 5,679 donuts

Dear P.dot.Orgers..

Sorry, I'm back

Carrie, sorry about the Imago balls thing. I can't tell if you're really upset about them, or just playing with his balls. Sorry

You can go to hell. All of you.