JasmineFire said:

You know.....I haven't seen that girls work at the store since. I think she must have had a nervous break down and quit.

Soundz like me when just last week when the poo was coming out!

lilmissmissy said:

althom said:

see what you have to look forward to?

A couple of months ago my family went on a holiday with another family who are good friends of ours. We have kids of similar age.

We were at the airport waiting for our plane when our two 5 year old boys started chatting about the plane flight. It seemed obvious to me that their boy, Kyle, had been a little nervous about flying so that his parents told him some stuff to reassure him.

Here's the conversation with my son, Sam:

Kyle --> "The good thing about being up in the sky in an aeroplane is that you cant crash into anything.....except maybe into God"

Sam --> (as dry as you like)"Or another aeroplane!" (then proceeds to use both hands to similate two planes crashing into each other)

I nearly cried laughing!

My wife and I were driving down the street one afternoon when, from the back seat, our daughter asks out of nowhere, "Mommy, daddy, what's a whore?"

I managed not to swerve off the road, and after a few seconds of "hot potato," my wife ended up with the duty of fielding this one. She actually did pretty well, concocting a definition appropriate for a 4-year-old. Something about a person who doesn't keep their "private parts," in fact, private.

Silence.

I sensed the 4-year-old was having a tough time processing that information, so I asked, "Sweetie... where did you hear that word?"

She answers, "On the sign, daddy. It says, "Open 24 'whores.'"

...It took about 20 minutes of spin to settle this one.
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It was a cold morning today and there was a fair bit of ice and frost about, so my daughter asks me.....
Her - "What's that on the car daddy?"

Me - "It's ice"

Her - "Where did it come from?"

Me - "it was cold last night so it just apeared"

Her - "No..that's not it!"

Me - "O.....k! So from where?

Her - "It came from horse poo daddy!"



I swear she's going to be a comedian when she grows up.

And then today we were shopping and she yells out to me (because she only has one volume and that's loud )
"Daddy...I need to go to the toilet"

Now she had already just been so I said no. Then she yells out.."But the poo is coming out!"



I think she does this on purpose to embarress me infront of people.
Does anyone elses child do this to them?

Another story about my niece (oh, she'd love me right about now)...when she was around 4 or 5 years old she kept saying "shit shit shit" over and over again...my sister couldn't understand why. Eventually while riding in the car she finally figured it out. My niece started singing along with the song on the radio, saying "Shit shit shit...shit shit shit...shit your booty"...lol...She was singing the KC and the Sunshine band song "Shake Your Booty". My sister just cracked up and corrected her, letting my niece know the word was "shake"...lol

Ah, damn kids...

Byron said:

My kids have heard a few swear words around the traps (mostly tv) so they know not to say shit, bloody etc. My 8 year old has also heard the word fuck but knows not to say it.

Anyway, she just refers to it as the "f" word and my son, Sam is dieing to know what the "f" word is....lol. Anyway, shit is also referred to as the "sh" word and bloody is the "b" word.

I nearly got the shock of my life a few days ago when my kids started referring to a swear word being the "C" word. I was thinking "where in the hell have they heard that? ".

Anyway, I was very relieved when it turned out that the "c" word they were referring to was "crap"....phew....

Byron said:

My kids have heard a few swear words around the traps (mostly tv) so they know not to say shit, bloody etc. My 8 year old has also heard the word fuck but knows not to say it.

Anyway, she just refers to it as the "f" word and my son, Sam is dieing to know what the "f" word is....lol. Anyway, shit is also referred to as the "sh" word and bloody is the "b" word.

I nearly got the shock of my life a few days ago when my kids started referring to a swear word being the "C" word. I was thinking "where in the hell have they heard that? ".

Anyway, I was very relieved when it turned out that the "c" word they were referring to was "crap"....phew....

lilmissmissy said:

althom said:

Thatz right!