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[Edited 4/21/06 13:46pm]

I miss Arsenio. I used to love his show. He had cool guests on all the time and he gave them lots of time to speak and perform, unlike so many other shows that just get them on and off in less than 2:30.

somehow, based on the title, i thought this thread might be NSFW

cborgman said:

I will not comment on my relationship with Arsenio.

I always thought that the chick named Starr who played the organ in Arse's band was a Grade A POA!

kisscamille said:

Agreed, Arsenio was cool.

Coolest thing about the band...this guy was on drums.

CaptainChaos said:

There was a big picture of Chuck Norris edited out for reasons that relate to a very secret form of martial arts my man does.

And the drummer was actually Chuck Morris. And for those of you that remember, the guy was fairly talented but every time Arsemaster would tell him to play a certain type of funk (as I alluded to when I started this train wreck of a thread) it would sound the same each time.

Chuck, play some greasy spoon Alpo funk (cue Chuck: Bum Bum Bum Bum)

Chuck play some cadaver on a hot July day funk (cue Chuck: Bum Bum Bum Bum)

Chuck play some President Bush vomiting on a Japanese prime minister funk (cue Chuck: Bum Bum Bum Bum)

Damn I miss that show.

I went to a taping of that show.

The guests where Marky Post and Nicolas Cage.

The musical guests were Boys to Men.

We still have the sweat shirt we bought

Arsenio is just awful now. I see him on the Tonight Show every once in awhile. Briefly, he was funny. I preferred his work in Coming to America to his show, though. My favorite talk show host was Carsenio, with the extra long fingers.

Arsenio: Yeah, I'm here with the Olsen twins. Yeah. Yeah. So, you two are twins? Yeah. Yeah. Um, what show are you on again?

Olsen Twins (together): Full House.


Aresenio: Yes. (puts fingers on chin). Yes. That's the show about that house that full of people. Yes. So what's that like?

Olsen Twins (together): It's fun!

Arsenio: Yeah. Yeah. That's fly. Yes. Do you two like Hammer?

Olsen Twins (together): Yeah!

Arsenio: Yeah. Me too. So you're twins, huh? Michael Wolf...take us home!

(Cut to commercial)

MMMMM, Yesss [nods while touching lip, then taps temple]

Well, much like Arsenio's career, this thread went down the craphole.

How about that Byron Allen everyone?

Screw it, time to talk about hookers some more.