An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:




Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,
grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college
girls, who were hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each
of them three times.




Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?



Man: What sins?



Priest: What kind of a Catholic are you?



Man: I'm Jewish!



Priest: Why are you telling me all this?



Man: I'm telling everybody!

okay...not so good

funkpill said:

thanks anyway