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Thread started 04/20/06 6:59am

funkpill

The Honeymoon

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.

Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin -- in every way."

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay by next week."

He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint and taped it all together ... an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon.

That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."

He immediately drops his pants and replies..

"Look at this, .. still in the CRATE"

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Reply #1 posted 04/20/06 7:05am

JasmineFire

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nice.
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Reply #2 posted 04/20/06 7:39am

BucketOfBouncy
Balls

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Reply #3 posted 04/20/06 8:41am

JediMaster

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lol

I'm so posting that in my blog!
jedi

Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #4 posted 04/20/06 9:24am

emm

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lol


but the motel 6 down the street?? no no no!
doveShe couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay dove
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Reply #5 posted 04/20/06 12:59pm

purpledisc

Goddam thats good !!!!!

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