I know I am not a woman.

But as being the female role in the sack I have to lay it down.

Yall know what Im talkin about. Ya man tellin u u fine and sexy and goreous, then he go and done fucked the ugly bitch around the block.

And men tell us ..WHY
WHY yall gon' go fuck the UGLY BITCH!!???
"Why ebony...why?" (The Players Club)

probably because "the ugly bitch around the block" cooks and fucks better than what they got at home....oh and complains less too.

That's what guys have told me when I asked the same question.

Sweeny79 said:

Well mine told me i was theee best in the bed, cooked, cleaned, gave space and home back rubs to match, and STILL fucked around.


But that's what I always hear too. It seems like thats just an excuse though

Cuz ugly bitches got always some mad skillz.

/human pretzel edit
[Edited 4/19/06 19:23pm]

Illustrator said:

aww hells nah

ThreadCula said:

WHAA EBONI..WHAAH!??

Illustrator said:

My dad cheated on my mom with an ugly bitch...down right ugly...Im talking the original Sasquatch

The word around town is...she can suck a mean doodle

that ho

ThreadCula said:

no I mean

charlottegelin said:

Because ugly bitches be saving up all the good cooking and good loving til the right opportunity comes along.

And most of can suck a mean noodle.

Romera said:

Romera said:

But im a bomb bitch ok? I treats my man with love honor n respect and i got spit on.

maybe the female wasn't ugly to them maybe they just wanted to cheat. i think cheating i mostly about being selfish and having to do with insecurity issues. a cheater probably just wants to feel like they still have it





"noodle" i use that too!

brownsugar said:

thats a theory yeah

paisleypark4 said:

Baby, if a man wants to be a dog, he is going to be a dog. It has nothing to do with how well you treat him. Just be comforted in the fact that all men are not like that and one day, the right one will come along.


Until then, us ugly bitches will be out here waiting.

Romera said:

HHAAAA!!!!!

WAITIN ha?

All I know is,
what hillbilly chix lack in teeth,
they make up for in their ability to bastardize the ways of the Karma-Sutra.

Illustrator said:

Ever had head from a chick without teeth?

Romera said:

Oh my fucking God!
You have lost your mind!

Illustrator said:

having no teeth is worse than looks period!

ShySlantedEye1 said:

Romera said:

I heard a song about that "baby take your teeth out"

ShySlantedEye1 said:

We gotta get in where we fit in.

We be all like: Baby, she ain't dserve you. You want a sammich?

Illustrator said:

What if their asses can't read? The pictures don't tell everything! My book has directions!

Romera said:

Yesus H Christ. Lord help my friend!

Romera said:

why am i thinking about wanda from 'living color'?

brownsugar said:

I thought we was homies?

Roo Roo Roo Rooooo!