Ok, Funkpill's jokes reminded me of one...lol


This guy's stranded on a deserted island for years, completely alone and cut off from civilization. One day he looks out into the ocean and sees Halle Berry floating lifelessly on the water. He quickly swims out and pulls her back onto the shore, rescuing her.

After reviving her, Halle thanks him profusely for saving her life. "I owe you my life...how can repay you? Tell me what you want and it's yours." The man thinks for a moment, and then says "Agree to make love to me, whenever I want, wherever I want, for as long as I want, everyday." Halle acts shocked but then realizes she does owe him her life, plus they're all alone anyway with little chance of rescue. She accepts his terms and says ok to his request, and the two of them immediately start having sex. Everyday he asks Halle for sex and she does so as she agreed.

Three weeks pass and the man is walking along the beach with Halle..."I know I've already asked a lot of you", the man says to her, "But can I ask one more request?"..."Sure," she says.

"Can I call you 'Steve' instead of Halle?"...Thinking this odd but realizing it's a trivial request, Halle Berry easily agrees and tells him he can call her Steve if he wants.

They continue walking in silence for a moment, when the man turns to Halle and says, "Steve...you're never gonna guess who I'm sleeping with!!"

That was terrible.

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

No, this is terrible:

Q: What does a cow with a speech impediment say?

A: "Moof"




Thank yew...

I liked that one. The first one that is.