it has been brought to my attention that alot of you have been getting double crossed-awful things said about y'all-double crossings is happening-well NOT ON MY PATCH

for a small fee i will hunt em down and get john woo on their org asses

this offer is free for a limited time and applicable only to lasses[b]

free consultation available

hmmm nice and quiet in my org hitman office--ill just take a seat on my org hitman sofa and as its quiet pour myself an org drinky

suddenly a knock knock on jonys orghitman door awakened him from his deep org hitman slumber

I think this thread is in bad taste.

Every minute, thousands of people around the world are killed by hit men, and you choose to make light of it?

You should be ashamed of yourself!

fathermcmeekle said:

aww shaddap or you will be first on MY list!

GET OUTTA MA OFFICE-U AINT NO ORG DAME IN NEED OF MY SERVICES

now where was i.....

oh lawd red cmon in honey and take a seat-drink?

jonylawson said:

Ok pour me a BIG drink..

I want you to kick fathermckeekles knackers in, but you must say a little prayer when you do it, to show your respect

okay red-im digging that-now get offa your knee's and have this drink

I GOTS TO GO TO WORK

jonylawson said:

Off my knees? But you arent done yet..

i gotta save myself-a little self control now will be the evil fathers downfall later-ill get all frustrated n shit on his evangical ass

okay ill be back-once ive kicked the good revrends ass i gots to go to tescos with me mam

NOOO no your okay red-one thankyou's enough

jonylawson said:

uhmnn...I don't mean to interrupt or anything ,but
I'm lookin' for the org washroom.....

"Tracer bullet, privet eye. I couldn't hire an idiot, so I hired a gun."

I'm just kidding

I have a job for you Jony But its top secret!

susannah said:

he is back in business!

REDBABY said: