THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING
NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED
HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER
QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP
UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN
LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED,
"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE OLDER WOMAN ... FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE
DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED
OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH
A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE WOMAN
FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT ... I'M GETTING A FAX!!

ohh i was cryin here

It isn't like I haven't heard that joke several times before in my life.

Maybe next time you tell it the 3rd woman shouldn't be a old woman, because no one wants that mental image in their mind while trying to picture a joke.

The best way I have heard that joke before is with the classic red head, brunet and blonde.