It was a cold morning today and there was a fair bit of ice and frost about, so my daughter asks me.....
Her - "What's that on the car daddy?"

Me - "It's ice"

Her - "Where did it come from?"

Me - "it was cold last night so it just apeared"

Her - "No..that's not it!"

Me - "O.....k! So from where?

Her - "It came from horse poo daddy!"



I swear she's going to be a comedian when she grows up.

And then today we were shopping and she yells out to me (because she only has one volume and that's loud )
"Daddy...I need to go to the toilet"

Now she had already just been so I said no. Then she yells out.."But the poo is coming out!"



I think she does this on purpose to embarress me infront of people.
Does anyone elses child do this to them?

althom said:

LMAOOOOO
thats what you get!!

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

althom said:

yahuh...just think about alllll the things you do on the org...they are coming back to bite you in the ass.....how? with the help of a cute little cutie patootie "BUT THE POO IS COMING OUT"

I told you my bottle shop one, where I bought the tequila with the red cap on top and promised my son he could have it. He announces to the checkout lady "mummy is going to give me the little hat, after she finishes the whole bottle"

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

I should have let it come out right there and then.

althom said:

ewwies

althom said:

charlottegelin said:

awwww!

charlottegelin said:

Kid is wise.

wait till shes 14


daddy....I wanna date this boy at school and he has nipple rings and hes soooo cuteeeee

althom said:

you'd still be the one to clean up anyway!!!

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

althom said:

HAHAHAA

althom said:

I finished the bottle last night, today action man is wearing a red sombrero!

While waiting for a table in a restaurant, a Chinese couple came into the restaurant and passed my family...my niece (who was 3 years old at the time) looked at them, points, and then said VERY loudly, "Why can't they open their eyes?!"...




On the other side...

My daughter, when SHE was about 3-4 years old, was eating potato chips in the kitchen of my sister's house (who had passed away before my daughter was born). We were there for my nephew's highschool graduation. Anyway, we're about to leave, so I go into the kitchen and tell Tanys to get her coat because we're leaving. She says "I can't go yet, daddy"..."Why not?" I ask...without changing her expression or even looking up at me, she says "Because I'm killin' these chips."



My niece overhears this, and busts out laughing...lol...she says "When I saw Tanys in here eating the potato chips I said to my friend 'she's killin' them chips, ain't she?'...I didn't expect her to repeat it.."...lol..I thought it sounded cute coming from my little girl's mouth...lol

Byron said:

@ the first one!!! i would just shrivel up and hide if my baby neice said that (which im sure she would now...terrible twos will doe that) LOL

"im killin these chips" ...

Byron said:

I was in the supermarket with my kid who was 4 then, and an incredibly small statured woman walked past - she was probably less than 4' tall but in perfect proportion, and my son says LOUD "that lady is so SMALL!!"

I'm so glad you've got Mia as your daughter...you so deserve her!


Go Mia!

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

My 6 yr old niece WANTS her nipples pierced, when she is *all growed up*

but she wants pink sparkly boobie rings, Barbie ones..

althom said:

Soundz like me when i was a kid!

lilmissmissy said:

Except for the poo coming out bit

Kidz have no shame these dayz ....

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

chip off the old block, eh?

i loved it when she called that checkout lady a man.

you're daughter is hilarious.

JasmineFire said:

You know.....I haven't seen that girls work at the store since. I think she must have had a nervous break down and quit.