(this is a tongue in cheek thread, please don't get offended, lol)


Have you ever had sex with someone, despite the fact that you could have easily done way better than them? Maybe you did it out of pity? A random act of kindness? Or maybe your car payment was due? Did it feel good to lower your standards for a moment and go knock the dust off of someone who probabbly couldn't get laid otherwise?

Was the sex any good? Maybe better because they were all excited and getting into it? Or just lousy and awkward?

Are they calling you like crazy and stalking you now? Or did you explain to them that this was a one shot deal? LOL

discuss

someone that gets really excited can be a turn on!

he stalked me for months afterward

Eddie Murphy said that everyone is ugly during sex because of the faces we make...lol

That's why I wear a Patrick Swayze mask during lovemaking.

Kinda.

And no, it wasn't good. But I slept with him one more time just to be sure, 'cause he had a sense of humor.

Tom said:

i had sex with a woman who was overweight...why?...because she came on to me, and I was horny. Did I regret it? Yes, because the girl I was seeing at the time saw us go off. Even though we didnt have an exclusive clause in our relationship, it still hurt her. I called the ugly girl again tho when I was horny. After we had sex she told me that she had been with some other guy earlier in the evening. I went out and got tested, and didn't call her again.
::looking down at my penis:: You see what you make me do when you do all the thinking????

who are we to say who's ugly huh?

unlucky7 said:

did you see the disclaimer at the beginning of the thread? I'm just being sarcasitcally arrogant...not being serious

I have had what you might call 'pity sex' before... Never again.

Tom said:

oh...now I see

Byron said:

that's hawt

Byron said:

Tom said:

Yes to almost everything you said It's fun to rock someone's world to the fuckin ground when they think they don't stand a chance but then again, I love nerdsexy so one persons chopped liver is my pate

Everyone knows what is ugly and what is beautiful. But some people just don't care and hook up with an ugly person because they can't get a beautiful person. But people know the difference. They just settle because they are horny or don't want to be alone.

I have Never been to bed with an ugly girl. Wouldn't be able to do it. I can't have sex with someone i am not physically attracted to. The people that can are miracles. I have considered hooking up with the plain jane coffee shop girl because i could use some sacktime right now. But she is not ugly. Just plain.

PurpleRein said:

you need lessons on how to play the game Did you know she could see you go off or was it some random thing?

Spats said:

I would rather have sex with someone more average who is really into it, than someone hot who thinks they can just be hot and nothing else needs to happen. I have pined away for some really really hot guys before and they ALL have sucked in bed. To the point that I was asking....why? why? Why?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Yeah, I have to say, the most conventionally attractive people that I've been with have not been the best in bed, by a long shot.

The pretty girls i have been with were good. Because they knew they were pretty and they had the confidence. of course the only time they weren't pretty is when they made stupid ass faces during it.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Me either I guess I'm really lucky that I find intellect, humor and wit very very attractive. Those things make average people hot to me One thing I really do love tho is when really hot guys act like douchebags and basically treat you like shit and then in either a moment of clarity or their own desperation, turn to me and I say no Bust that fuckin bubble baby

Spats said:

you are such a child

Spats said:

Dude, everybody makes stupid faces when they are having a good time. If you've been with a woman who didn't make any stupid faces, you weren't doing it right.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Maybe they made the dumb faces because he wasn't doing it right either

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Touche.

Well then i must have been pretty damn good because they made some really stupid ass faces. It was a turn off.

Spats said:

That's why you are such a juvenile. It is a total turn on to see your partners face twisted in pleasure You should just get a real doll. She'll always have the same stupid look on her face when you're on top of her
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I had sex with a fat chick once (well OK, twice) and it was pretty nasty, but I was on an extremely long dry spell, and because she wanted me bad enough I was able 2 get it done. Problem is, she couldn't get me off either time (gee, I wonder why), and so she was able 2 take a hint and told me if I wanted out she would understand. Funny how she continued 2 call me 4 a while after that.

As long as their well groomed and have good hygene, I can make a concession. "Scruffy" only works on "cute" people, on everyone else, they're just a "Mess" lol.

Well i don't. Just smile and enjoy. One of the most screwed times was when my ex girlfriend was enjoying herself so much she was wrapped around me and squeezing the living daylights out of me. WTF??? I didn't know whether to feel flattered or disgusted. Didn't realize she was that strong.

Spats said:

you's a fool