A man carries a sheep into the bedroom where is wife is sitting in bed reading a book. He says, "See the distgusting pig I have to sleep with when you have a headache!"
His wife replies, "Silly, that's not a pig, that's a sheep."
The man looks at his wife and says, "I wasn't talking to you, dear."




btw, did you know that sheep and other ruminants don't have any incisors or canines in their upper jaw like most animals, but instead have a dental pad? hmmm...interesting...





as you were.

Still studying away, I see. Good work!

CarrieMpls said:

yup, i hope i do well on this test i have tomorrow and by do well i mean not fail.

how was your indian food?

JasmineFire said:

Fair to middlin'. The vegetable korma was ok, but not quite the way I like it. The garlic nan was alright, I suppose. The papadums were too salty. I didn't eat them.

CarrieMpls said:

sorry to hear that.

JasmineFire said:

'ello sweetheart.

Hope all is well

senik said:

hello!

That wasn't durty!

Nobody would consider that joke dirty over in New Zealand.

Novabreaker said:

actually, my bacteriology professor, who is british, told the class that joke one day and in his version it begins: "a man from new zealand carries a sheep..."

i leave that part out because it makes no sense to me. i've only known one man from new zealand in my life and he was pretty cool.

Sex jokes to me really were never funny.

Krystal666 said:

goody for you.

Krystal666 said:

How about my sex life? or lack there of.

That's pretty funny.

jerseykrs said:

what about punky bruiser? didn't she send you an easter card or something?

JasmineFire said:

that's not s sex life!!!!!

jerseykrs said:

it might lead to a sex life...right?

JasmineFire said:

As soon as I book my flight and show up on her doorstep. Perhaps.

jerseykrs said:

um...okay.

JasmineFire said:

JasmineFire said:

Whao, Jas! That's a very specialized suject area I covered that under Microbiology but I don't think I'd have been able to cope with it as a specific topic

jerseykrs said:

JasmineFire said:

should I not take that approach??

jerseykrs said:

maybe you should try and meet women in you geographical area who you can get to know. maybe you should try match.com.

JasmineFire said:

blech

jerseykrs said:

or you can get yourself a sheep!

JasmineFire said:

jerseykrs said:

bah bah black sheep have you any wool?

JasmineFire said:

you're killing me.

JasmineFire said: