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Reply #30 posted 04/16/06 4:53pm

SammiJ	Anx said: jerseykrs said: KNUCKLE CHILDREN?!?!!? isn't that a prince album? oh lawd...there goes the thread
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Reply #31 posted 04/16/06 4:54pm

Spookymuffin	PurpleRein said: Spookymuffin said: would it not have been easier to type "lol" or stick in a ""? you've got the sardonic wit of a 17year old..don't lose it! Too late. I'm back in boring mode now.
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Reply #32 posted 04/16/06 4:54pm

SammiJ	SammiJ said: Anx said: isn't that a prince album? oh lawd...there goes the thread "just like the sun... the knuckle children riiiise..."
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Reply #33 posted 04/16/06 4:57pm

u2prnce	Spookymuffin said: PurpleRein said: what are nutrags? When you finish squeezing out a few knuckle children, you use that to clean up. Nice. I prefer the dirty t-shirt or sock. Always handy.
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Reply #34 posted 04/16/06 4:57pm

Spookymuffin	SammiJ said: SammiJ said: oh lawd...there goes the thread "just like the sun... the knuckle children riiiise..." Lord have mercy on this thread.
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Reply #35 posted 04/16/06 4:58pm

Spookymuffin	u2prnce said: Spookymuffin said: When you finish squeezing out a few knuckle children, you use that to clean up. Nice. I prefer the dirty t-shirt or sock. Always handy. My friend's a fan of wearing the same boxers to bed every night and just using them.
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Reply #36 posted 04/16/06 4:59pm

PurpleRein	Spookymuffin said: u2prnce said: Nice. I prefer the dirty t-shirt or sock. Always handy. My friend's a fan of wearing the same boxers to bed every night and just using them. and you know this how?
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Reply #37 posted 04/16/06 5:00pm

SammiJ	Spookymuffin said: SammiJ said: "just like the sun... the knuckle children riiiise..." Lord have mercy on this thread. i think he gave up on this thread the moment i mentioned the correlation between 18 and handkerchiefs
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Reply #38 posted 04/16/06 5:00pm

Spookymuffin	PurpleRein said: Spookymuffin said: My friend's a fan of wearing the same boxers to bed every night and just using them. and you know this how? British teenagers in a boarding school reveal everything. This same lad said "my favourite is when I lube up and use both hands" cue him showing us how this is done complete with mock o-face.
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Reply #39 posted 04/16/06 5:00pm

u2prnce	PurpleRein said: Spookymuffin said: My friend's a fan of wearing the same boxers to bed every night and just using them. and you know this how?
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Reply #40 posted 04/16/06 5:01pm

Anx	do you people believe in a little thing called WADDED UP TOILET PAPER?!?!? i mean, okay, something reusable may be more in line for the chronic masturbator, but as a card carrying casual masturbator, i don't feel bad about pinching off a little whipple tape to clean up after the party. wipe, flush, done in time for jeopardy. perfect.
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Reply #41 posted 04/16/06 5:01pm

SammiJ	Spookymuffin said: PurpleRein said: and you know this how? British teenagers in a boarding school reveal everything. This same lad said "my favourite is when I lube up and use both hands" cue him showing us how this is done complete with mock o-face. UGH!!
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Reply #42 posted 04/16/06 5:01pm

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Anx said:

do you people believe in a little thing called WADDED UP TOILET PAPER?!?!?

i mean, okay, something reusable may be more in line for the chronic masturbator, but as a card carrying casual masturbator, i don't feel bad about pinching off a little whipple tape to clean up after the party. wipe, flush, done in time for jeopardy. perfect.

That's what I'm saying, tissues and a flush people. disbelief

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Reply #43 posted 04/16/06 5:01pm

u2prnce	Spookymuffin said: PurpleRein said: and you know this how? British teenagers in a boarding school reveal everything. This same lad said "my favourite is when I lube up and use both hands" cue him showing us how this is done complete with mock o-face. you're killing me...
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Reply #44 posted 04/16/06 5:02pm

SammiJ

Anx said:

i was only suggesting that jersey could've put them to use considering he thought them to be useless giggle

and who's to say i'm wrong? hmmmm??? (ohh he's gunna hate me lol

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Reply #45 posted 04/16/06 5:03pm

u2prnce	Anx said: do you people believe in a little thing called WADDED UP TOILET PAPER?!?!? i mean, okay, something reusable may be more in line for the chronic masturbator I think you just outed me.
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Reply #46 posted 04/16/06 5:04pm

jerseykrs

SammiJ said:

Anx said:

i was only suggesting that jersey could've put them to use considering he thought them to be useless giggle

and who's to say i'm wrong? hmmmm??? (ohh he's gunna hate me lol

)

LMFAO, I had steady ass back then. Boy, I wish I had those handkerchiefs now though. sad

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Reply #47 posted 04/16/06 5:05pm

Spookymuffin	I usually just don't clean up, I let my juices sit on my belly and moisturise me over night before showering in the morning. If I know I'm gonna let the flood gates open and all hell break loose over my stomach i'll use a rubber.
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Reply #48 posted 04/16/06 5:05pm

SammiJ	jerseykrs said: SammiJ said: i was only suggesting that jersey could've put them to use considering he thought them to be useless and who's to say i'm wrong? hmmmm??? (ohh he's gunna hate me ) LMFAO, I had steady ass back then. Boy, I wish I had those handkerchiefs now though. you can use tubesocks
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Reply #49 posted 04/16/06 5:06pm

SammiJ	Spookymuffin said: I usually just don't clean up, I let my juices sit on my belly and moisturise me over night before showering in the morning. If I know I'm gonna let the flood gates open and all hell break loose over my stomach i'll use a rubber. spooky!
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Reply #50 posted 04/16/06 5:09pm

u2prnce	SammiJ said: Spookymuffin said: I usually just don't clean up, I let my juices sit on my belly and moisturise me over night before showering in the morning. If I know I'm gonna let the flood gates open and all hell break loose over my stomach i'll use a rubber. spooky! What's wrong with that? It's safe sex...there would be commercials like this if it was up to me.
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Reply #51 posted 04/16/06 5:09pm

Spookymuffin	u2prnce said: SammiJ said: spooky! What's wrong with that? It's safe sex...there would be commercials like this if it was up to me. pictures scenes of teenage kids orgasming on tv.
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Reply #52 posted 04/16/06 5:10pm

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Reply #53 posted 04/16/06 5:10pm

SammiJ	Spookymuffin said: u2prnce said: What's wrong with that? It's safe sex...there would be commercials like this if it was up to me. pictures scenes of teenage kids orgasming on tv.
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Reply #54 posted 04/16/06 5:11pm

SammiJ	jerseykrs said: oh no you di-int
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Reply #55 posted 04/16/06 5:11pm

Spookymuffin	SammiJ said: Spookymuffin said: pictures scenes of teenage kids orgasming on tv. Look at where this thread has gone! It's now all about wanking, and was supposed to be about presents.
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Reply #56 posted 04/16/06 5:12pm

SammiJ	Spookymuffin said: SammiJ said: Look at where this thread has gone! It's now all about wanking, and was supposed to be about presents. it's still about presents!
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Reply #57 posted 04/16/06 5:15pm

Spookymuffin	SammiJ said: Spookymuffin said: Look at where this thread has gone! It's now all about wanking, and was supposed to be about presents. it's still about presents! Yeah... ...white, sticky and warm presents.
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Reply #58 posted 04/16/06 5:16pm

u2prnce	SammiJ said: Spookymuffin said: Look at where this thread has gone! It's now all about wanking, and was supposed to be about presents. it's still about presents! "So basic. Self-love, the all-natural opiate." Al Pacino in Devil's Advocate
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Reply #59 posted 04/16/06 5:17pm

SammiJ	Spookymuffin said: SammiJ said: it's still about presents! Yeah... ...white, sticky and warm presents. oh lawd... alright i'm done ("spent", if you will) i'll be back later, just to see where this thread's been taken
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