As the offical spokesman for CaptainChaos, I would just like to report that he may be gone for awhile. I don't have the whole story but he told me he needs to lie low for a little while until things cool down. I'm not sure what that means but I have been asked to speak for the Captain in his absence. I have also been asked to come up with provocative topics from time to time worthy of my friend's controversial nature.

So I will be trying to fit the mighty Captain's shoes for a little while but I know he'll come back stronger than ever.

(Note: There is a story out there that says that the Captain had to disappear because he was spotted at a leather bar with a handsome, well-built gentlemen, dancing the night away to Erasure and that his "work associates" may not understand. This is a completely ludicrous and unsupported rumor. As I heard it, it wasn't Erasure but rather Depeche Mode.)

I'll make sure to report to the Captain about the complete ambivalence.

AdmiralDisorder said:

Believe it or not, I almost posted yesterday about the Captain's absense.

AdmiralDisorder said:

u2prnce said:

jerseykrs said:

What? Not a fan?

u2prnce said:

jerseykrs said:

u2prnce said:

The Captain appreciates your support and asks if you have a "safe house" he could stay at for a while.

jerseykrs said:

The Captain appreciates your complete neutrality and asks if you have a "safe house" that he could stay at.

PurpleRein said:

What a beautiful, beautiful tribute...I will convey your large vegetable picture to the Captain.

AdmiralDisorder said:

Who is 'Hiatus'?

Illustrator said:

Quoth the Captain:

"She's a somewhat homely hooker from down the block. She has very pretty eyes, sadly two different colors but very attractive. Walks with a limp due to an unfortunate bullet to the buttocks incident. Has a vicious hooker named Pete who walks around with a somewhat menacing poodle."