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The Police Came To My Door Last Night! I had a friend over for dinner. We'd just finished eating and there was a knock at my door...
It was FIVE policemen, wearing bullet-proof vests! I was like amazed... The main one whom did all the talking was really good-looking. They were asking about the crack-dealer's boyfriend upstairs. The conversation sort of went like this: Could you tell me if you're aware of a man living upstairs? Yeah. There's a guy living upstairs. His name is Lee *****. (I'm such a snitch). Have you seen this man recently? Not today, but then again I never open my blinds. I know he was here yesterday because I heard him in bed with his girlfriend at night - it was grossing me out. I see... Do you know if he has any friends around here? Friends? Maybe clients... His girlfriend is the biggest crack-dealer in town. I don't really know whom he hangs around with. I keep myself to myself and don't have any dealings with them. Hmm... Well, if you see him around, would you call us to let us know? Yes, officer. I'll be sure to let you know. What I don't understand about it all is why didn't they just break down their door? Why were there five of them? Why were they wearing vests? What were they expecting? Didn't they know about the drug-dealing? Are they after him for other reasons? They came in a big police van with blacked-out windows. | |
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Justin1972UK said: I had a friend over for dinner. We'd just finished eating and there was a knock at my door...
It was FIVE policemen, wearing bullet-proof vests! I was like amazed... The main one whom did all the talking was really good-looking. They were asking about the crack-dealer's boyfriend upstairs. The conversation sort of went like this: Could you tell me if you're aware of a man living upstairs? Yeah. There's a guy living upstairs. His name is Lee *****. (I'm such a snitch). Have you seen this man recently? Not today, but then again I never open my blinds. I know he was here yesterday because I heard him in bed with his girlfriend at night - it was grossing me out. I see... Do you know if he has any friends around here? Friends? Maybe clients... His girlfriend is the biggest crack-dealer in town. I don't really know whom he hangs around with. I keep myself to myself and don't have any dealings with them. Hmm... Well, if you see him around, would you call us to let us know? Yes, officer. I'll be sure to let you know. What I don't understand about it all is why didn't they just break down their door? Why were there five of them? Why were they wearing vests? What were they expecting? Didn't they know about the drug-dealing? Are they after him for other reasons? They came in a big police van with blacked-out windows. I thought I was the only one who never opens the blinds, night or day  Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: I thought I was the only one who never opens the blinds, night or day
It's very liberating, isn't it? It's so easy to pretend you're out when you're in.  | |
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Justin1972UK said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: I thought I was the only one who never opens the blinds, night or day
It's very liberating, isn't it? It's so easy to pretend you're out when you're in. EXACTLY. Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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Justin1972UK said: The main one whom did all the talking was really good-looking.
well that's the main thing!  | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: Justin1972UK said: It's very liberating, isn't it? It's so easy to pretend you're out when you're in. EXACTLY. | |
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Justin1972UK said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: EXACTLY. the open fire video! I always wanted that!  | |
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charlottegelin said: the open fire video! I always wanted that!
I can stare at it for HOURS. | |
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Justin1972UK said: charlottegelin said: the open fire video! I always wanted that!
I can stare at it for HOURS. do you have the fish tank one too? | |
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charlottegelin said: Justin1972UK said: The main one whom did all the talking was really good-looking.
well that's the main thing! yeah, the whole story kinda went downhill from there on. i was expecting a lot more. 5 cops. bulletproof vests... and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: charlottegelin said: well that's the main thing! yeah, the whole story kinda went downhill from there on. i was expecting a lot more. 5 cops. bulletproof vests...  | |
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Justin1972UK said: It was FIVE policemen, wearing bullet-proof vests! I was like amazed... The main one whom did all the talking was really good-looking. They were asking about the crack-dealer upstairs. The conversation sort of went like this: Could you tell me if you're aware of a man living upstairs? Yeah. There's a guy living upstairs. His name is Lee *****. (I'm such a snitch). 
The cat's really out of the bag now! You've not only (virtually) disclosed this person's entire name but also the fact that the gender change op is complete and successful. 
Shame, shame... We know your name 
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senik said: Justin1972UK said: It was FIVE policemen, wearing bullet-proof vests! I was like amazed... The main one whom did all the talking was really good-looking. They were asking about the crack-dealer upstairs. The conversation sort of went like this: Could you tell me if you're aware of a man living upstairs? Yeah. There's a guy living upstairs. His name is Lee *****. (I'm such a snitch).
The cat's really out of the bag now! You've not only (virtually) disclosed this person's entire name but also the fact that the gender change op is complete and successful.
Shame, shame... We know your name
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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senik said: The cat's really out of the bag now! You've not only (virtually) disclosed this person's entire name but also the fact that the gender change op is complete and successful.
Shame, shame... We know your name
You Muppet! 
It's all very quiet upstairs. I went out last night and didn't get home until 03.00am. I wonder if they've finally gone? | |
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Justin1972UK said: senik said: The cat's really out of the bag now! You've not only (virtually) disclosed this person's entire name but also the fact that the gender change op is complete and successful.
Shame, shame... We know your name
You Muppet!
It's all very quiet upstairs. I went out last night and didn't get home until 03.00am. I wonder if they've finally gone? you'll know for sure if you don't start smelling their decaying corpses in a day or two  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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senik said: Justin1972UK said: It was FIVE policemen, wearing bullet-proof vests! I was like amazed... The main one whom did all the talking was really good-looking. They were asking about the crack-dealer upstairs. The conversation sort of went like this: Could you tell me if you're aware of a man living upstairs? Yeah. There's a guy living upstairs. His name is Lee *****. (I'm such a snitch).
The cat's really out of the bag now! You've not only (virtually) disclosed this person's entire name but also the fact that the gender change op is complete and successful.
Shame, shame... We know your name
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LleeLlee said: senik said:
The cat's really out of the bag now! You've not only (virtually) disclosed this person's entire name but also the fact that the gender change op is complete and successful.
Shame, shame... We know your name
can you orgnote me about buying some crack?  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: LleeLlee said:
can you orgnote me about buying some crack?  | |
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Justin....you can take the christmas tree down now. | |
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PurpleRein said: Justin....you can take the christmas tree down now.
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PurpleRein said: Justin....you can take the christmas tree down now.
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PurpleRein said: Justin....you can take the christmas tree down now.
It's an old photo... I think I took my Christmas Tree down on Valentine's Day, this year. Still no activity upstairs... | |
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Justin1972UK said: PurpleRein said: Justin....you can take the christmas tree down now.
It's an old photo... I think I took my Christmas Tree down on Valentine's Day, this year. Still no activity upstairs... Justin..take the valentine's day hearts down. | |
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I have a story!!!
My cousin used to be a cop. He had to go on a welfare check. He had to knock down this woman's door to get in. He noticed the woman sitting on a couch. He called her name, nothing. He went towards her to see if she was passed out or dead. He said that she was sitting there with a needle in her arm and she was dead. It was summer so the stink was unbearable. The sad part is that he went through her message machine and one of her friends called her saying something, "Where are you? I hope you're not dead." M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I have a story!!!
My cousin used to be a cop. He had to go on a welfare check. He had to knock down this woman's door to get in. He noticed the woman sitting on a couch. He called her name, nothing. He went towards her to see if she was passed out or dead. He said that she was sitting there with a needle in her arm and she was dead. It was summer so the stink was unbearable. The sad part is that he went through her message machine and one of her friends called her saying something, "Where are you? I hope you're not dead." M Now that's what I call IRONING  Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I have a story!!!
My cousin used to be a cop. He had to go on a welfare check. He had to knock down this woman's door to get in. He noticed the woman sitting on a couch. He called her name, nothing. He went towards her to see if she was passed out or dead. He said that she was sitting there with a needle in her arm and she was dead. It was summer so the stink was unbearable. The sad part is that he went through her message machine and one of her friends called her saying something, "Where are you? I hope you're not dead." M Now that's what I call IRONING  [Edited 4/15/06 14:24pm] | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I have a story!!!
My cousin used to be a cop. He had to go on a welfare check. He had to knock down this woman's door to get in. He noticed the woman sitting on a couch. He called her name, nothing. He went towards her to see if she was passed out or dead. He said that she was sitting there with a needle in her arm and she was dead. It was summer so the stink was unbearable. The sad part is that he went through her message machine and one of her friends called her saying something, "Where are you? I hope you're not dead." M Now that's what I call IRONING !!! | |
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I like your story. And you told it so well, and with such enthusiasm.
Narc! | |
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Well, I thought the crack-dealer and her boyfriend had done a runner, but alas this isn't the case. They're back upstairs today, stomping around and throwing things at each other.  | |
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shut the blinds!! | |
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