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Worst presemt ever.. aside from crappy little toys..Has anyone ever given you a christmas/birthday/valentine's day/anniversary/ gift that made you wonder what the hell the gift giver was thinking of? | |
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When I was 18 I had an aunt give me a box of HANDKERCHIEFS.  3
WTF?!?! | |
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a well-meaning colleague made a donation in my name to an organization i don't agree with. | |
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for my 20th birthday, my mom gave me 2 pens.
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A plasma bottle. You know the crystal ball with lightnings inside it in the SOTT movie segues? That sort of thing. Only it's shaped like a huge vodka bottle.
No seriously people, if you wouldn't want to have some item as a piece of decoration inside your own house, how would you suspect others would either? | |
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My mom gives me blank video cassettes every year for Christmas. More of a joke now, but it was bad the first time. | |
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u2prnce said: My mom gives me blank video cassettes every year for Christmas. More of a joke now, but it was bad the first time.
Why? Do you make a lot of "home" movies? | |
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Spookymuffin said: u2prnce said: My mom gives me blank video cassettes every year for Christmas. More of a joke now, but it was bad the first time.
Why? Do you make a lot of "home" movies?  | |
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u2prnce said: Spookymuffin said: Why? Do you make a lot of "home" movies?  I knew you were the type. | |
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My guinea pig decided to die on my Birthday. He always was shit at giving gifts, I think he had a bit of a chip on his shoulder and decided he'd make it known in one final act  | |
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my grandma got me a porcelain merlin for christmas with a treasure chest you could actually open and put things in. this was two christmasses ago. i was 33.
one year when i was a kid, my grandma put a ribbon on a bottle of tide and put it under the tree for my mom.  | |
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Anx said: i was 33.
LMFAO, and I thought the handkerchiefs at 18 were bad! | |
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jerseykrs said: When I was 18 I had an aunt give me a box of HANDKERCHIEFS.
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WTF?!?!  @least you could use them as nutrags...resuable ones
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Anx said: my grandma got me a porcelain merlin for christmas with a treasure chest you could actually open and put things in. this was two christmasses ago. i was 33.
one year when i was a kid, my grandma put a ribbon on a bottle of tide and put it under the tree for my mom. a present my mom would ADORE....sad innit? | |
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SammiJ said: jerseykrs said: When I was 18 I had an aunt give me a box of HANDKERCHIEFS.
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WTF?!?! @least you could use them as nutrags...resuable ones
 sammi! | |
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Anx said: my grandma got me a porcelain merlin for christmas with a treasure chest you could actually open and put things in. this was two christmasses ago. i was 33.
one year when i was a kid, my grandma put a ribbon on a bottle of tide and put it under the tree for my mom. your grandma rocks. | |
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Spookymuffin said: SammiJ said: @least you could use them as nutrags...resuable ones
sammi!what? like that didn't cross your mind when you see handkerchiefs and 18 in the same sentence...  | |
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SammiJ said: Anx said: my grandma got me a porcelain merlin for christmas with a treasure chest you could actually open and put things in. this was two christmasses ago. i was 33.
one year when i was a kid, my grandma put a ribbon on a bottle of tide and put it under the tree for my mom. a present my mom would ADORE....sad innit? my mom was LIVID. christmas memories...good times! | |
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SammiJ said: Spookymuffin said: sammi!what? like that didn't cross your mind when you see handkerchiefs and 18 in the same sentence... actually, in all honesty it didn't at all! and i'm 17! | |
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my elderly great aunt confused me with my mother when i was 12....mom got fuzzy slippers for christmas and i got a red negligee with a garter. i would love to have a picture of both mine and my fathers face when i opened my gift.
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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SammiJ said: jerseykrs said: When I was 18 I had an aunt give me a box of HANDKERCHIEFS.
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WTF?!?! @least you could use them as nutrags...resuable ones
what are nutrags?  | |
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lillith said: my elderly great aunt confused me with my mother when i was 12....mom got fuzzy slippers for christmas and i got a red negligee with a garter.
i would love to have a picture of both mine and my fathers face when i opened my gift.
OH NO!!! | |
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PurpleRein said: SammiJ said: @least you could use them as nutrags...resuable ones
what are nutrags? When you finish squeezing out a few knuckle children, you use that to clean up. | |
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Spookymuffin said: PurpleRein said: what are nutrags? When you finish squeezing out a few knuckle children, you use that to clean up. hahahahahhahahahahhhaha | |
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PurpleRein said: SammiJ said: @least you could use them as nutrags...resuable ones
what are nutrags?  | |
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PurpleRein said: Spookymuffin said: When you finish squeezing out a few knuckle children, you use that to clean up. hahahahahhahahahahhhaha would it not have been easier to type "lol" or stick in a ""? | |
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Spookymuffin said: PurpleRein said: what are nutrags? When you finish squeezing out a few knuckle children, you use that to clean up.
KNUCKLE CHILDREN?!?!!? | |
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jerseykrs said: Spookymuffin said: When you finish squeezing out a few knuckle children, you use that to clean up.
KNUCKLE CHILDREN?!?!!? isn't that a prince album? | |
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Spookymuffin said: PurpleRein said: hahahahahhahahahahhhaha would it not have been easier to type "lol" or stick in a ""?you've got the sardonic wit of a 17year old..don't lose it! | |
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