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Thread started 04/15/06 7:28pm

PurpleRein

woody allen quote thread

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Reply #1 posted 04/15/06 7:31pm

Case

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

Looooove the Woodster!
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Reply #2 posted 04/15/06 7:32pm

Anx

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"I think you're the opposite of paranoid...you go around with the delusion that people LIKE you."
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Reply #3 posted 04/15/06 7:37pm

cborgman

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well... la dee da, la dee da.

i could quote woody movies for days...
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #4 posted 04/15/06 7:38pm

PurpleRein

I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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Reply #5 posted 04/15/06 7:59pm

Case

cborgman said:

well... la dee da, la dee da.

i could quote woody movies for days...



"Annie Hall!"

Love that movie to death...
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Reply #6 posted 04/15/06 8:01pm

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Case said:

cborgman said:

well... la dee da, la dee da.

i could quote woody movies for days...



"Annie Hall!"

Love that movie to death...


one of my all time faves...
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #7 posted 04/15/06 8:02pm

PurpleRein

was it in Annie Hall that mayo and white bread was involved with corned beef?
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Reply #8 posted 04/16/06 2:15pm

u2prnce

I don't remember the exact lines, but any of his responses to the artefacts they showed him in Sleeper after he woke up. Chattering teeth were never funny!
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Reply #9 posted 04/16/06 2:58pm

ThreadBare

How about:


"Mia, I'm leaving you for your adopted daughter, whom I've helped to raise?"


Woody's creepy.
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Reply #10 posted 04/16/06 3:05pm

u2prnce

ThreadBare said:

How about:


"Mia, I'm leaving you for your adopted daughter, whom I've helped to raise?"



Is that from Manhattan Murder Mystery?
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Reply #11 posted 04/16/06 3:06pm

PurpleRein

u2prnce said:

ThreadBare said:

How about:


"Mia, I'm leaving you for your adopted daughter, whom I've helped to raise?"



Is that from Manhattan Murder Mystery?


tushay!
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Reply #12 posted 04/16/06 3:07pm

shausler

when ever the strong urge to exersize comes over me . . .

i lay down and wait for it to pass
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Reply #13 posted 04/16/06 3:08pm

ThreadBare

u2prnce said:

ThreadBare said:

How about:


"Mia, I'm leaving you for your adopted daughter, whom I've helped to raise?"



Is that from Manhattan Murder Mystery?



No, that's from real life. He had an affair with his wife's adopted daughter -- who was much younger, as you'd imagine. Now, they're married and parents together.
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Reply #14 posted 04/16/06 3:10pm

PurpleRein

ThreadBare said:

u2prnce said:




Is that from Manhattan Murder Mystery?



No, that's from real life. He had an affair with his wife's adopted daughter -- who was much younger, as you'd imagine. Now, they're married and parents together.


change your name to threadkilljoy
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Reply #15 posted 04/16/06 3:12pm

jerseykrs

PurpleRein said:

ThreadBare said:




No, that's from real life. He had an affair with his wife's adopted daughter -- who was much younger, as you'd imagine. Now, they're married and parents together.


change your name to threadkilljoy

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Reply #16 posted 04/16/06 3:12pm

u2prnce

PurpleRein said:

ThreadBare said:




No, that's from real life. He had an affair with his wife's adopted daughter -- who was much younger, as you'd imagine. Now, they're married and parents together.


change your name to threadkilljoy


falloff
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Reply #17 posted 04/16/06 3:14pm

ThreadBare

PurpleRein said:

ThreadBare said:




No, that's from real life. He had an affair with his wife's adopted daughter -- who was much younger, as you'd imagine. Now, they're married and parents together.


change your name to threadkilljoy


lol

Sorry, amigo. Whereas some see him as a gifted auteur who embodies neurosis, I see a perv who tore up his family and took *forever* to have a black character in his films. And the first time he did, he wasted Hazelle in the role of a prostitute.

Sorry to be a killjoy.

Let's see:

Um, hey, "Bananas" was funny.
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Reply #18 posted 04/16/06 3:15pm

ThreadBare

And, all jokes aside, I thought Zelig was amusing.
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Reply #19 posted 04/16/06 3:20pm

EmancipationLo
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"Someone told me I would live forever through my art. I asked 'And what is my benefit of that if I can't have sex and listen to music anymore?'"
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Reply #20 posted 04/16/06 4:38pm

Anx

ThreadBare said:

PurpleRein said:



change your name to threadkilljoy


lol

Sorry, amigo. Whereas some see him as a gifted auteur who embodies neurosis, I see a perv who tore up his family and took *forever* to have a black character in his films. And the first time he did, he wasted Hazelle in the role of a prostitute.

Sorry to be a killjoy.

Let's see:

Um, hey, "Bananas" was funny.


if i had to quit appreciating an artist's work because of how they carry on in their public life, i'd have nothing left to watch, read, or listen to.

with woody, i love the artist - don't really like to think much about the man.
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Reply #21 posted 04/16/06 4:43pm

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"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying."
Well, lucky-lucky us. Lucky-lucky-luck.
Luck-luck-LAKK-LAKK-LAKK-LAKK-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-LAKK-LAKK-LAKK.
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Reply #22 posted 04/16/06 4:56pm

CarrieMpls

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Anx said:

ThreadBare said:



lol

Sorry, amigo. Whereas some see him as a gifted auteur who embodies neurosis, I see a perv who tore up his family and took *forever* to have a black character in his films. And the first time he did, he wasted Hazelle in the role of a prostitute.

Sorry to be a killjoy.

Let's see:

Um, hey, "Bananas" was funny.


if i had to quit appreciating an artist's work because of how they carry on in their public life, i'd have nothing left to watch, read, or listen to.

with woody, i love the artist - don't really like to think much about the man.


And let's face it, in america we love our tradgedies. We love to be able to point at celebrities and say 'at least I'm not as messed up as him/her."
smile
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Reply #23 posted 04/16/06 4:57pm

PurpleRein

CarrieMpls said:

Anx said:



if i had to quit appreciating an artist's work because of how they carry on in their public life, i'd have nothing left to watch, read, or listen to.

with woody, i love the artist - don't really like to think much about the man.


And let's face it, in america we love our tradgedies. We love to be able to point at celebrities and say 'at least I'm not as messed up as him/her."
smile



did you talk to Johanna about JerseyKRS yet?..he's in heat
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Reply #24 posted 04/16/06 4:59pm

CarrieMpls

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PurpleRein said:

CarrieMpls said:



And let's face it, in america we love our tradgedies. We love to be able to point at celebrities and say 'at least I'm not as messed up as him/her."
smile



did you talk to Johanna about JerseyKRS yet?..he's in heat


hmph!

I already said, she's too good for him. rolleyes
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Reply #25 posted 04/16/06 5:05pm

Justin1972UK

Interesting inteview with Mia Farrow from January of this year, here: http://film.guardian.co.u...31,00.html

Here's a snippet...

In all the rehabilitation that Woody Allen seems to be undergoing at present, there was a detail that caught my eye. In a recent interview, he said that long after he and Mia Farrow had split up, he considered casting her in a movie, because there was simply no one else who could do the job as well. His casting director reportedly said, 'What are you, nuts?' I ask Farrow whether she would have taken the role.

'I don't think I would have been able to do that,' she says. 'Too much damage, to my kids. Not to say one doesn't forgive, and you can't walk around with a huge amount of anger. It's too heavy, and it would ruin my life.' She speaks of the 'tragedy' of losing Soon-Yi, and 'the difficulty of having a son whose father is his brother-in-law - or, if you like, whose sister is his stepmother. It's not a great blueprint.' She says she can't think of Allen and Soon-Yi's two adopted children as her grandchildren ('there's no point in thinking about it at all, except to be concerned for the children, which of course I am'), and that the prospect of Soon-Yi's return is 'too big a hypothetical - she's not coming back'.


It must be a weird situation to see your daughter run off with your lover.
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Reply #26 posted 04/16/06 5:43pm

applekisses

"After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I... I realized what a terrific person she was, and... and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I... I, I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs."
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Reply #27 posted 04/16/06 5:44pm

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"Oi, vey, you call this a bagel?"
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #28 posted 04/16/06 7:57pm

EmancipationLo
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"What do you think she took the diaphragm for? There's nothing like a diaphragm repair station."
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Reply #29 posted 04/16/06 8:13pm

Anx

"Don Giovanni? Fucking Don Juan stories. They should have chopped off his balls before the second act. Tee hee!" - Judy Davis, Husbands & Wives
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