PurpleRein said:

not to be confused with MANUEL. :64: shit

Anx said:

you need a nintendo 64 for sex with manuel?

ok...answer me this Batman...are you attracted to transexuals?

PurpleRein said:

not to date, but ya never know.

PurpleRein said:

are you calling me a bottom???

Anx said:

you're not?

cborgman said:

DAMN it!

Anx said:

i didn't know! don't hit me, ike!

cborgman said:

I'm confused. I thought he was?

Why do gay men need those roles anyways?

Imago said:

i dont think we need them, so much as it kinda naturally happens. good luck putting two non-versatile bottoms together or two non-versatile tops. it's jsut a compatibility thing.

cborgman said:

Can't you at least get a couple of great blowjobs out of it before parting ways. Or does it not even get to the point of intimacy?

And...not trying to be crass, but how the hell do you pop that type of question?

Imago said:

i've said too much already. i don't want my membership revoked.

cborgman said:

No, really. Like when you go on a date or something, when do you pop the question?

I refuse to date republicans. It's not that I hate them, but with such drastically differing views on how to address social issues, there's just noway I could do it. I simply don't want to repress bitchslapping someone that runs their mouth about how Bush is saving thos country.

Imago said:

generally it starts off as intimacy. it's not like two guys walk in a room, one bends over and says "okay, here's the butt. let's do this thing".

i mean, i'm sure there are those in the gay male community who DO engage in sex that way, but i'm not talking about them because they're whatever they are.

and as far as who does what, i think you can discuss it, or when you're in the heat of things you can suggest it and if they aren't gonna letcha go there, well, maybe you'll let them go there...you kinda negotiate these things.

and no, it doesn't have to be a static "role". sometimes you feel like a butt. sometimes you don't.

Anx said:

kinda like picking up the check at dinner

PurpleRein said:

"Don't"

"But I want to"

"Please don't"

"But you did it last time"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes"

"Well, then...okay"

(three minutes and a starlight mint later)

"That was great...thanks so much"

Anx said:

and there you have it!

GangstaFam said:

I don't think we have so many options in het sex. Power exchange is too complicated

PurpleRein said:

ok, homo secret: gay couples keep a bag of dungeons and dragons dice under the bed to figure out how things are gonna go down on any given night. it's true!

Anx said:

gay sex is like being geeky? here I thought it was hot

Anx said:

SHUT UP! he knows too much!!

PurpleRein said:

i was told that i live on the transgender spectrum

PurpleRein said:

the dice have little peniseses on them

Anx said:

But for you in particular, Anx, don't you just kind of circle around your partners eggs and spray them with your stuff during spawning season?

Imago said:

no, you ASS, i fed ex my partners a jar of my sperm every spring with a nice fruit basket from david & harry.

Imago said:

omg, marry me!

Anx said:

Would make an interesting gift swap your next white party

cborgman said:

You're my boo!

cborgman said:

that line is SO pre-NYC org invasion and you know it, hag-ass-aurus rex.

Anx said:

it's like he's tryying to communicate with us in our language, i know it it.

WATER, ANX, WATER. IT HAS A NAME!!