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Reply #30 posted 04/13/06 6:52pm

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Why?


Because he's a big fraud. He's not a real cat. He's a pseudo. He looks as similar to a cat as I do to a 4 year old girl. I would know, my cat's on my lap. He hissed at old pseudo cat with his paris mag.


lol True, he's just a cartoon cat, but he's still cute.
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Reply #31 posted 04/13/06 6:53pm

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woot!

Step 1: Teach cats to speak hmmm


Can you imagine a talking cat? I'm willing to bet that a cat would be demanding:

"Where's my food/water?"
"Clean my litterbox, it stinks!"
"I wanna go outside."
"Don't even think about taking me to the vet!"
"Pet me! I'm lonely because you left me by myself all day!"

lol


I reckon they'd be like Stewie from Family Guy. Cats seem pompous and intelligent to me (they're always cleaning themselves and so on) - I see it as:

"For God's sake, Ben, if you can't empty the litter tray twice a day why not let me outside? Honestly it's worse than a chinese brothel in here."

and

"That can of Whiskers would have been far nicer with a nice glass of chardonnay."
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Reply #32 posted 04/13/06 6:53pm

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psychodelicide said:

Spookymuffin said:



Because he's a big fraud. He's not a real cat. He's a pseudo. He looks as similar to a cat as I do to a 4 year old girl. I would know, my cat's on my lap. He hissed at old pseudo cat with his paris mag.


lol True, he's just a cartoon cat, but he's still cute.


I do prefer him to Garfield. I don't like orange, and garfield moans to much.
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Reply #33 posted 04/13/06 6:54pm

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Can you imagine a talking cat? I'm willing to bet that a cat would be demanding:

"Where's my food/water?"
"Clean my litterbox, it stinks!"
"I wanna go outside."
"Don't even think about taking me to the vet!"
"Pet me! I'm lonely because you left me by myself all day!"

lol


I reckon they'd be like Stewie from Family Guy. Cats seem pompous and intelligent to me (they're always cleaning themselves and so on) - I see it as:

"For God's sake, Ben, if you can't empty the litter tray twice a day why not let me outside? Honestly it's worse than a chinese brothel in here."

and

"That can of Whiskers would have been far nicer with a nice glass of chardonay."


falloff Cats are pretty pompous, gotta agree with that. nod Things have to be on their terms and their terms only. lol
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Reply #34 posted 04/13/06 6:54pm

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lol True, he's just a cartoon cat, but he's still cute.


I do prefer him to Garfield. I don't like orange, and garfield moans to much.


smile
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Reply #35 posted 04/13/06 6:57pm

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psychodelicide said:

Spookymuffin said:



I reckon they'd be like Stewie from Family Guy. Cats seem pompous and intelligent to me (they're always cleaning themselves and so on) - I see it as:

"For God's sake, Ben, if you can't empty the litter tray twice a day why not let me outside? Honestly it's worse than a chinese brothel in here."

and

"That can of Whiskers would have been far nicer with a nice glass of chardonay."


falloff Cats are pretty pompous, gotta agree with that. nod Things have to be on their terms and their terms only. lol


One of my cats would probably do nothing but hiss obscenities at me all day long, she's craaazy. giggle
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Reply #36 posted 04/13/06 6:57pm

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psychodelicide said:



falloff Cats are pretty pompous, gotta agree with that. nod Things have to be on their terms and their terms only. lol


One of my cats would probably do nothing but hiss obscenities at me all day long, she's craaazy. giggle


lol A devil cat.
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Reply #37 posted 04/13/06 6:58pm

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psychodelicide said:

Spookymuffin said:



I reckon they'd be like Stewie from Family Guy. Cats seem pompous and intelligent to me (they're always cleaning themselves and so on) - I see it as:

"For God's sake, Ben, if you can't empty the litter tray twice a day why not let me outside? Honestly it's worse than a chinese brothel in here."

and

"That can of Whiskers would have been far nicer with a nice glass of chardonay."


falloff Cats are pretty pompous, gotta agree with that. nod Things have to be on their terms and their terms only. lol


Exactly, or they're out of the house to find their own food. And they'll make sure you know they're pissed on the way out.
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Reply #38 posted 04/13/06 6:58pm

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psychodelicide said:

evenstar3 said:



One of my cats would probably do nothing but hiss obscenities at me all day long, she's craaazy. giggle


lol A devil cat.

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Reply #39 posted 04/13/06 6:59pm

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One of my cats would probably do nothing but hiss obscenities at me all day long, she's craaazy. giggle


lol A devil cat.


nod Exactly. But then at nighttime occasionally she'll be a complete attention whore...it's really odd.
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Reply #40 posted 04/13/06 7:00pm

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falloff Cats are pretty pompous, gotta agree with that. nod Things have to be on their terms and their terms only. lol


Exactly, or they're out of the house to find their own food. And they'll make sure you know they're pissed on the way out.


nod Yup, and cats also like to show off whatever they catch outside. They bring it to the back door with this proud look on their face. It's like they're saying, "Look what I got!" My parents had a cat that did that once; he brought a rabbit in his mouth to their back door.
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Reply #41 posted 04/13/06 7:01pm

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lol A devil cat.



lol Satan cat!
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Reply #42 posted 04/13/06 7:01pm

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lol A devil cat.


nod Exactly. But then at nighttime occasionally she'll be a complete attention whore...it's really odd.


Cats are funny like that, they have their moods, no doubt about it. smile
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Reply #43 posted 04/13/06 7:02pm

SammiJ

vaseline helps
we used it on my old kitty, never hurt his tummy, just put a dab on their nose every so often and let them have a field day trying to get it off their noses nod

it calms everything down in their tummies where hair is concerned nod
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Reply #44 posted 04/13/06 7:02pm

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psychodelicide said:

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Exactly, or they're out of the house to find their own food. And they'll make sure you know they're pissed on the way out.


nod Yup, and cats also like to show off whatever they catch outside. They bring it to the back door with this proud look on their face. It's like they're saying, "Look what I got!" My parents had a cat that did that once; he brought a rabbit in his mouth to their back door.


Yeah - then they give it to you as a present lol as if they're being so nice to you and doing you a huge favour.

"Look Master, look at the beautiful treasure Igor has brought you today."
*dead rabbit pic here*
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Reply #45 posted 04/13/06 7:03pm

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vaseline helps
we used it on my old kitty, never hurt his tummy, just put a dab on their nose every so often and let them have a field day trying to get it off their noses nod

it calms everything down in their tummies where hair is concerned nod


Hey sammi! hug Thanks for the tip, I should try that.
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Reply #46 posted 04/13/06 7:03pm

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nod Yup, and cats also like to show off whatever they catch outside. They bring it to the back door with this proud look on their face. It's like they're saying, "Look what I got!" My parents had a cat that did that once; he brought a rabbit in his mouth to their back door.


Yeah - then they give it to you as a present lol as if they're being so nice to you and doing you a huge favour.

"Look Master, look at the beautiful treasure Igor has brought you today."
*dead rabbit pic here*


lol Yup nod
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Reply #47 posted 04/13/06 7:04pm

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psychodelicide said:

SammiJ said:

vaseline helps
we used it on my old kitty, never hurt his tummy, just put a dab on their nose every so often and let them have a field day trying to get it off their noses nod

it calms everything down in their tummies where hair is concerned nod


Hey sammi! hug Thanks for the tip, I should try that.

hug no problem

aww i miss kojo mushy
i'd give him some everytime i'd change my baby neice's diaper when she was younger... he'd hear me open the jar and i could hear him race to come get a tiny bit lol
if he were human, he'd be Kramer falloff
i miss him sad
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Reply #48 posted 04/13/06 7:05pm

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psychodelicide said:

Spookymuffin said:



Yeah - then they give it to you as a present lol as if they're being so nice to you and doing you a huge favour.

"Look Master, look at the beautiful treasure Igor has brought you today."
*dead rabbit pic here*


lol Yup nod


I love cats. nod
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Reply #49 posted 04/13/06 7:06pm

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lol A devil cat.



She's deceptively sweet-looking.

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Reply #50 posted 04/13/06 7:09pm

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Hey sammi! hug Thanks for the tip, I should try that.

hug no problem

aww i miss kojo mushy
i'd give him some everytime i'd change my baby neice's diaper when she was younger... he'd hear me open the jar and i could hear him race to come get a tiny bit lol
if he were human, he'd be Kramer falloff
i miss him sad


Aww, I'll bet you do. sad RIP Kojo kitty. sigh
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Reply #51 posted 04/13/06 7:10pm

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She's deceptively sweet-looking.



That looks like the Trent Reznor of cats - quietly devious, and awesome. I wonder what it would sound like if it made music?
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Reply #52 posted 04/13/06 7:10pm

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lol Yup nod


I love cats. nod


Me too, I have three of them. smile
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Reply #53 posted 04/13/06 7:10pm

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She's deceptively sweet-looking.



Aww she's cute!
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Reply #54 posted 04/13/06 7:13pm

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I love cats. nod


Me too, I have three of them. smile


I have one, he replaced the old one who died and was resurrected as a bat.
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Reply #55 posted 04/13/06 7:14pm

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Me too, I have three of them. smile


I have one, he replaced the old one who died and was resurrected as a bat.


It's sad when you lose a cat. sad
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Reply #56 posted 04/13/06 7:15pm

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I have one, he replaced the old one who died and was resurrected as a bat.


It's sad when you lose a cat. sad


Yes, but when you know he came back as a bat it makes you happier. I was actually on holiday at the time of his death, which was sad. sad
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Reply #57 posted 04/13/06 7:15pm

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one of my cats just barfed up a hairball on my rug. Don't you just hate it when that happens? ill

I haven't done that for ages. biggrin
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Reply #58 posted 04/13/06 7:17pm

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one of my cats just barfed up a hairball on my rug. Don't you just hate it when that happens? ill

I haven't done that for ages. biggrin


whofarted
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Reply #59 posted 04/13/06 7:20pm

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It's sad when you lose a cat. sad


Yes, but when you know he came back as a bat it makes you happier. I was actually on holiday at the time of his death, which was sad. sad


That is sad, because you didn't really get to say goodbye to him. bawl Dang!
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