Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: Why? Because he's a big fraud. He's not a real cat. He's a pseudo. He looks as similar to a cat as I do to a 4 year old girl. I would know, my cat's on my lap. He hissed at old pseudo cat with his paris mag. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: evenstar3 said: Step 1: Teach cats to speak Can you imagine a talking cat? I'm willing to bet that a cat would be demanding: "Where's my food/water?" "Clean my litterbox, it stinks!" "I wanna go outside." "Don't even think about taking me to the vet!" "Pet me! I'm lonely because you left me by myself all day!" I reckon they'd be like Stewie from Family Guy. Cats seem pompous and intelligent to me (they're always cleaning themselves and so on) - I see it as: "For God's sake, Ben, if you can't empty the litter tray twice a day why not let me outside? Honestly it's worse than a chinese brothel in here." and "That can of Whiskers would have been far nicer with a nice glass of chardonnay." [Edited 4/13/06 18:54pm] | |
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psychodelicide said: Spookymuffin said: Because he's a big fraud. He's not a real cat. He's a pseudo. He looks as similar to a cat as I do to a 4 year old girl. I would know, my cat's on my lap. He hissed at old pseudo cat with his paris mag. I do prefer him to Garfield. I don't like orange, and garfield moans to much. | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: Can you imagine a talking cat? I'm willing to bet that a cat would be demanding: "Where's my food/water?" "Clean my litterbox, it stinks!" "I wanna go outside." "Don't even think about taking me to the vet!" "Pet me! I'm lonely because you left me by myself all day!" I reckon they'd be like Stewie from Family Guy. Cats seem pompous and intelligent to me (they're always cleaning themselves and so on) - I see it as: "For God's sake, Ben, if you can't empty the litter tray twice a day why not let me outside? Honestly it's worse than a chinese brothel in here." and "That can of Whiskers would have been far nicer with a nice glass of chardonay." RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: I do prefer him to Garfield. I don't like orange, and garfield moans to much. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: Spookymuffin said: I reckon they'd be like Stewie from Family Guy. Cats seem pompous and intelligent to me (they're always cleaning themselves and so on) - I see it as: "For God's sake, Ben, if you can't empty the litter tray twice a day why not let me outside? Honestly it's worse than a chinese brothel in here." and "That can of Whiskers would have been far nicer with a nice glass of chardonay." One of my cats would probably do nothing but hiss obscenities at me all day long, she's craaazy. | |
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evenstar3 said: psychodelicide said: One of my cats would probably do nothing but hiss obscenities at me all day long, she's craaazy. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: Spookymuffin said: I reckon they'd be like Stewie from Family Guy. Cats seem pompous and intelligent to me (they're always cleaning themselves and so on) - I see it as: "For God's sake, Ben, if you can't empty the litter tray twice a day why not let me outside? Honestly it's worse than a chinese brothel in here." and "That can of Whiskers would have been far nicer with a nice glass of chardonay." Exactly, or they're out of the house to find their own food. And they'll make sure you know they're pissed on the way out. | |
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psychodelicide said: evenstar3 said: One of my cats would probably do nothing but hiss obscenities at me all day long, she's craaazy. ![]() | |
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psychodelicide said: evenstar3 said: One of my cats would probably do nothing but hiss obscenities at me all day long, she's craaazy. | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: Exactly, or they're out of the house to find their own food. And they'll make sure you know they're pissed on the way out. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: ![]() RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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evenstar3 said: psychodelicide said: Cats are funny like that, they have their moods, no doubt about it. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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vaseline helps
we used it on my old kitty, never hurt his tummy, just put a dab on their nose every so often and let them have a field day trying to get it off their noses it calms everything down in their tummies where hair is concerned | |
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psychodelicide said: Spookymuffin said: Exactly, or they're out of the house to find their own food. And they'll make sure you know they're pissed on the way out. Yeah - then they give it to you as a present "Look Master, look at the beautiful treasure Igor has brought you today." *dead rabbit pic here* | |
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SammiJ said: vaseline helps
we used it on my old kitty, never hurt his tummy, just put a dab on their nose every so often and let them have a field day trying to get it off their noses it calms everything down in their tummies where hair is concerned Hey sammi! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: Yeah - then they give it to you as a present "Look Master, look at the beautiful treasure Igor has brought you today." *dead rabbit pic here* RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: SammiJ said: vaseline helps
we used it on my old kitty, never hurt his tummy, just put a dab on their nose every so often and let them have a field day trying to get it off their noses it calms everything down in their tummies where hair is concerned Hey sammi! aww i miss kojo i'd give him some everytime i'd change my baby neice's diaper when she was younger... he'd hear me open the jar and i could hear him race to come get a tiny bit if he were human, he'd be Kramer i miss him | |
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psychodelicide said: Spookymuffin said: Yeah - then they give it to you as a present "Look Master, look at the beautiful treasure Igor has brought you today." *dead rabbit pic here* I love cats. | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: ![]() She's deceptively sweet-looking. ![]() | |
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SammiJ said: psychodelicide said: Hey sammi! aww i miss kojo i'd give him some everytime i'd change my baby neice's diaper when she was younger... he'd hear me open the jar and i could hear him race to come get a tiny bit if he were human, he'd be Kramer i miss him Aww, I'll bet you do. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: ![]() She's deceptively sweet-looking. ![]() That looks like the Trent Reznor of cats - quietly devious, and awesome. I wonder what it would sound like if it made music? | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: I love cats. Me too, I have three of them. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: ![]() She's deceptively sweet-looking. ![]() Aww she's cute! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: Spookymuffin said: I love cats. Me too, I have three of them. I have one, he replaced the old one who died and was resurrected as a bat. | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: Me too, I have three of them. I have one, he replaced the old one who died and was resurrected as a bat. It's sad when you lose a cat. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: Spookymuffin said: I have one, he replaced the old one who died and was resurrected as a bat. It's sad when you lose a cat. Yes, but when you know he came back as a bat it makes you happier. I was actually on holiday at the time of his death, which was sad. | |
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psychodelicide said: one of my cats just barfed up a hairball on my rug. Don't you just hate it when that happens?
I haven't done that for ages. | |
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althom said: psychodelicide said: one of my cats just barfed up a hairball on my rug. Don't you just hate it when that happens?
I haven't done that for ages. | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: It's sad when you lose a cat. Yes, but when you know he came back as a bat it makes you happier. I was actually on holiday at the time of his death, which was sad. That is sad, because you didn't really get to say goodbye to him. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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