Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: Why? Because he's a big fraud. He's not a real cat. He's a pseudo. He looks as similar to a cat as I do to a 4 year old girl. I would know, my cat's on my lap. He hissed at old pseudo cat with his paris mag. True, he's just a cartoon cat, but he's still cute. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: evenstar3 said: Step 1: Teach cats to speak Can you imagine a talking cat? I'm willing to bet that a cat would be demanding: "Where's my food/water?" "Clean my litterbox, it stinks!" "I wanna go outside." "Don't even think about taking me to the vet!" "Pet me! I'm lonely because you left me by myself all day!" I reckon they'd be like Stewie from Family Guy. Cats seem pompous and intelligent to me (they're always cleaning themselves and so on) - I see it as: "For God's sake, Ben, if you can't empty the litter tray twice a day why not let me outside? Honestly it's worse than a chinese brothel in here." and "That can of Whiskers would have been far nicer with a nice glass of chardonnay." [Edited 4/13/06 18:54pm] | |
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psychodelicide said: Spookymuffin said: Because he's a big fraud. He's not a real cat. He's a pseudo. He looks as similar to a cat as I do to a 4 year old girl. I would know, my cat's on my lap. He hissed at old pseudo cat with his paris mag. True, he's just a cartoon cat, but he's still cute. I do prefer him to Garfield. I don't like orange, and garfield moans to much. | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: Can you imagine a talking cat? I'm willing to bet that a cat would be demanding: "Where's my food/water?" "Clean my litterbox, it stinks!" "I wanna go outside." "Don't even think about taking me to the vet!" "Pet me! I'm lonely because you left me by myself all day!" I reckon they'd be like Stewie from Family Guy. Cats seem pompous and intelligent to me (they're always cleaning themselves and so on) - I see it as: "For God's sake, Ben, if you can't empty the litter tray twice a day why not let me outside? Honestly it's worse than a chinese brothel in here." and "That can of Whiskers would have been far nicer with a nice glass of chardonay." Cats are pretty pompous, gotta agree with that. Things have to be on their terms and their terms only. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: True, he's just a cartoon cat, but he's still cute. I do prefer him to Garfield. I don't like orange, and garfield moans to much. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: Spookymuffin said: I reckon they'd be like Stewie from Family Guy. Cats seem pompous and intelligent to me (they're always cleaning themselves and so on) - I see it as: "For God's sake, Ben, if you can't empty the litter tray twice a day why not let me outside? Honestly it's worse than a chinese brothel in here." and "That can of Whiskers would have been far nicer with a nice glass of chardonay." Cats are pretty pompous, gotta agree with that. Things have to be on their terms and their terms only. One of my cats would probably do nothing but hiss obscenities at me all day long, she's craaazy. | |
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evenstar3 said: psychodelicide said: Cats are pretty pompous, gotta agree with that. Things have to be on their terms and their terms only. One of my cats would probably do nothing but hiss obscenities at me all day long, she's craaazy. A devil cat. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: Spookymuffin said: I reckon they'd be like Stewie from Family Guy. Cats seem pompous and intelligent to me (they're always cleaning themselves and so on) - I see it as: "For God's sake, Ben, if you can't empty the litter tray twice a day why not let me outside? Honestly it's worse than a chinese brothel in here." and "That can of Whiskers would have been far nicer with a nice glass of chardonay." Cats are pretty pompous, gotta agree with that. Things have to be on their terms and their terms only. Exactly, or they're out of the house to find their own food. And they'll make sure you know they're pissed on the way out. | |
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psychodelicide said: evenstar3 said: One of my cats would probably do nothing but hiss obscenities at me all day long, she's craaazy. A devil cat. | |
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psychodelicide said: evenstar3 said: One of my cats would probably do nothing but hiss obscenities at me all day long, she's craaazy. A devil cat. Exactly. But then at nighttime occasionally she'll be a complete attention whore...it's really odd. | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: Cats are pretty pompous, gotta agree with that. Things have to be on their terms and their terms only. Exactly, or they're out of the house to find their own food. And they'll make sure you know they're pissed on the way out. Yup, and cats also like to show off whatever they catch outside. They bring it to the back door with this proud look on their face. It's like they're saying, "Look what I got!" My parents had a cat that did that once; he brought a rabbit in his mouth to their back door. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: A devil cat. Satan cat! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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evenstar3 said: psychodelicide said: A devil cat. Exactly. But then at nighttime occasionally she'll be a complete attention whore...it's really odd. Cats are funny like that, they have their moods, no doubt about it. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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vaseline helps
we used it on my old kitty, never hurt his tummy, just put a dab on their nose every so often and let them have a field day trying to get it off their noses it calms everything down in their tummies where hair is concerned | |
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psychodelicide said: Spookymuffin said: Exactly, or they're out of the house to find their own food. And they'll make sure you know they're pissed on the way out. Yup, and cats also like to show off whatever they catch outside. They bring it to the back door with this proud look on their face. It's like they're saying, "Look what I got!" My parents had a cat that did that once; he brought a rabbit in his mouth to their back door. Yeah - then they give it to you as a present as if they're being so nice to you and doing you a huge favour. "Look Master, look at the beautiful treasure Igor has brought you today." *dead rabbit pic here* | |
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SammiJ said: vaseline helps
we used it on my old kitty, never hurt his tummy, just put a dab on their nose every so often and let them have a field day trying to get it off their noses it calms everything down in their tummies where hair is concerned Hey sammi! Thanks for the tip, I should try that. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: Yup, and cats also like to show off whatever they catch outside. They bring it to the back door with this proud look on their face. It's like they're saying, "Look what I got!" My parents had a cat that did that once; he brought a rabbit in his mouth to their back door. Yeah - then they give it to you as a present as if they're being so nice to you and doing you a huge favour. "Look Master, look at the beautiful treasure Igor has brought you today." *dead rabbit pic here* Yup RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: SammiJ said: vaseline helps
we used it on my old kitty, never hurt his tummy, just put a dab on their nose every so often and let them have a field day trying to get it off their noses it calms everything down in their tummies where hair is concerned Hey sammi! Thanks for the tip, I should try that. no problem aww i miss kojo i'd give him some everytime i'd change my baby neice's diaper when she was younger... he'd hear me open the jar and i could hear him race to come get a tiny bit if he were human, he'd be Kramer i miss him | |
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psychodelicide said: Spookymuffin said: Yeah - then they give it to you as a present as if they're being so nice to you and doing you a huge favour. "Look Master, look at the beautiful treasure Igor has brought you today." *dead rabbit pic here* Yup I love cats. | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: A devil cat. She's deceptively sweet-looking. | |
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SammiJ said: psychodelicide said: Hey sammi! Thanks for the tip, I should try that. no problem aww i miss kojo i'd give him some everytime i'd change my baby neice's diaper when she was younger... he'd hear me open the jar and i could hear him race to come get a tiny bit if he were human, he'd be Kramer i miss him Aww, I'll bet you do. RIP Kojo kitty. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: She's deceptively sweet-looking. That looks like the Trent Reznor of cats - quietly devious, and awesome. I wonder what it would sound like if it made music? | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: Yup I love cats. Me too, I have three of them. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: She's deceptively sweet-looking. Aww she's cute! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: Spookymuffin said: I love cats. Me too, I have three of them. I have one, he replaced the old one who died and was resurrected as a bat. | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: Me too, I have three of them. I have one, he replaced the old one who died and was resurrected as a bat. It's sad when you lose a cat. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: Spookymuffin said: I have one, he replaced the old one who died and was resurrected as a bat. It's sad when you lose a cat. Yes, but when you know he came back as a bat it makes you happier. I was actually on holiday at the time of his death, which was sad. | |
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psychodelicide said: one of my cats just barfed up a hairball on my rug. Don't you just hate it when that happens?
I haven't done that for ages. | |
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althom said: psychodelicide said: one of my cats just barfed up a hairball on my rug. Don't you just hate it when that happens?
I haven't done that for ages. | |
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Spookymuffin said: psychodelicide said: It's sad when you lose a cat. Yes, but when you know he came back as a bat it makes you happier. I was actually on holiday at the time of his death, which was sad. That is sad, because you didn't really get to say goodbye to him. Dang! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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