Did the dog snatch the ham off the table?...Did grandma drink too much passover wine and lose her teeth?....spill the stories please..?

PurpleRein said:

Well, its Thanksgiving, but an overweight beagle who's claws hadn't been clipped, and a lace table cloth, you can imagine the rest....

Tom said:

beinf a godless heathen, i do not have any stories

Last night I experienced my first Passover with my crazy Jewish friend and her crazy Jewish family. It was actually a lot of fun, I ate some gross stuff but there was a lot of good stuff too!!! And we drank a lot of vodka. Oh and I learned a new song!

Cleaning and cooking and so many dishes
out with the hametz, no pasta, no knishes
fish that's gefillted, horseradish that stings
these are a few of our passover things

Matzah and karpas and chopped up haroset
shankbones and kiddish and yiddish neuroses
tante who kvetches and uncle who sings
these are a few of our passover things

Motzi and maror and trouble with Pharooahs
Famines and locusts and slaves with wheelbarrows
Matzah balls floating and eggshell that clings
these are a few of our passover things

When the plagues strike
when the lice bite
when we're feeling sad
we simply remember our Passover things
and then we don't feel so bad
[Edited 4/13/06 9:50am]