Imago said:

great



but any old tea will do, you know

IstenSzek said:

good. Cuase my teabags don't taste like strawberries.

Imago said:

they're hot enough to steam up the windows?

IstenSzek said:

This thread is so unsanitary, yet I've got an erection. Kind of sucks since I'm sitting here at work.

Imago said:

maybe i should warm my ice cold hands on your

self proclaimed samowar testicles.

that should cure your erectile problems

IstenSzek said:

Just give it a few dozen tugs and it will eventually cure itself

Imago said:

is it ok if i drink my coffee while doing it?



~tugs imago's nutsack awaiting limpage~

I wash my hands in the urinal.

The smell intoxicates me.

HobbesLeCute said:

so do you shit in the sink after you washed your hands?

I always try to wash my hands after peeing but sometimes you really just can't.

If there's no paper towel and the wash-basins look dirtier than the floor, I'm not going near them.

I don't agree with lovemachine on many things but on most occasions, my penis is cleaner than the wash-basins in many public restrooms.

Justin1972UK said:

i know. last week i went to whitney's toilet and

i think the inside of my bowels were cleaner than

her tabs

IstenSzek said:

I was born without an anus, and every time I need to expel waste I have to endure a painful surgical procedure.

But yeah, if I'm near a public restroom following the surgery, I might carry a nice little pile over and drop it in the sink.

HobbesLeCute said:

i used to work for a medical firm and we sold colostomy bags
(i think that's what they're called in english)

so we would get all these people in who would come in to stock
up on bags and skinpatches to attach them to.

people would feel uncomfortable talking to me about it because
i was the new face in the office/store. but i would always go
out of my way to make people feel comfortable and talk about a
lot of stuff with them.

one time a woman confided in me that on holiday she changed a
patch and 'bag' and decided to throw the full bag out of the
window of the car (usually you get disposal bags for that) n
the bag slammed into the windshield of the car behing them n
exploded with faeces



i just had to think about that after your post. sorry if i've
ruined your dinner

Haha, that's great in a really nasty sort of way.

And my dinner is far from ruined. If anything, this tale made me even hungrier!

HobbesLeCute said:

you're going onto my buddy list right now

IstenSzek said:

And I will add you to my list of friends made via fecal matter discussions.

You're # 32, by the by.

HobbesLeCute said:

IstenSzek said:

this thread is gross! when me and my boys go out and use a public bathroom i stand right there with the door open and make sure they wash their hands when they're done ugh!

jerseykrs said:

but then those germs are on your elbows....ewwwww I use paper towels to open doors when I just have to use public bathrooms too. I swear I go through a bottle of Germ X every week....even though it's not really good to do that. I can't help it....it's become habit. I live with three girls, we have two bathrooms, and I ended up getting stuck with having to share a bathroom with the nastiest one of the group. She NEVER, and I really do mean NEVER, washes her hands after using the bathroom....unless she takes a shit. But still you know with her, being a girl who's a fuckin' nursing major of all majors, she should be the main one washing her hands alot. I swear to God, I hope I'm never one of her patients....I'd come out sicker than what I was before I went in the hospital I always keep Dial soap, Lysol wipes/spray.....any anti bacterial cleaner in the apartment.

lovemachine said:

that's fucking sick.

Tom said:

that's why i said lesbianism and not homosexuality in general.

Imago said:

That would be Natisse and Ocean. They both smell too!!!!!

I always wash my hands after replying on any Imago thread. It's only fair to the next thread I post on.

Fauxie said:

prove it!

Send me a picture of your clean hands..Preferably high resolution so I can tell their clean.


orgnote me.

Imago said:

Oh mate, I can't stand those dirty buggers

Even though I never really completed my post-grad research project on Toilet Voyeurism, I can say with some authority that figures in the U.K. (gents category) are A LOT HIGHER! :: Especially so for cubical occupants who have just dropped turtle heads.

lovemachine said:

That is fucking gross.

jerseykrs said:

Similar to my practices. I normally rinse the taps over several times with water before turning them off (with a piece of tissue) and exit by pushing on the large hinge arm above the door ....then go home and sleep in my oxygen tank.

However, I'm not an obsessive compulsive kind of guy
[Edited 4/14/06 14:03pm]

lovemachine said:

^^^^^is a nasty mfka

How many dirty jokes can u find in this little compilation?