I've been paying attention to you dirty bakers
In the public latrine here at work

watching the lowly workers
And the top dog VPs.

and I've concluded.

After taking a shit or piss, 20% of you nasty motherfuckers don't wash your hands

fuck me gently with a chainsaw, that shit is nasty!!!!!



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I'm a certified germaphobe. I detest using public restrooms, and if I HAVE to, after I wash my hands, I'll turn the faucet off with my elbows and open the door with my foot.

People are nasty. The pee and walk is known as the "salty dog" and the number two and walk is referred to as the "poop and scoot"

Nasty ass mickey fickeys.

jerseykrs said:

It's sooooo sad that shit like that is common enough to have cute nicknames. I agree with you, public restrooms are breeding places for germs. They smell nasty, and are just icky icky places. It's a damned shame some of Anxiety's best sexual encounters take place in them.

I'm sure people will call me nasty or whatever but I typically don't wash my hands after taking a piss. I mean if there is some sort of spray mishap and I get a pee drop on my hand of course I will wash them but otherwise I'm just touching my own body which I keep clean. You don't expect people to wash their hands after they touch their arms or legs or face. I mean I barely even touch it while I'm going anyway as mine doesn't require much aiming or searching for )

But females and anyone taking a shit definately need to wash hands because you are using toilet paper to soak up pee or poop and you are touching that toilet paper with your hands. Luckily when guys pee we just shake it a few times and we are good to go.

lovemachine said:

Salty dogger!

Imago said:

it's amazing how many people don't bother with this basic life lesson 101.

i mean, simple entry into a bathroom means your hands are in need of washing

IrresistibleB1tch said:

A million bunnies had to die to develope that lotion

jerseykrs said:

me too. mercifully though, they have those sensory faucets in more
and more places where you only have to move your hands under it and
the water starts running. coupled with paper dispensers to dry your
hands.

usually i take some of those papers to open and close the latch on
the door on my way into the stinkin' cubicle.

IstenSzek said:

ok, thanks for posting, but anyways.... I will definately steam up my windows with some strawberry tea, if you know what I'm sayin'

i HATE public bathrooms


and, if you are touching your 'love monster' in any way at all.... please wash your hands


germs crawl... and they are crawling up your arm by not washing your hands


it spreads germs, diseases, and yucky stuff !!!!!



WASH THOSE HANDS

nakedpianoplayer said:

Exactly!
And while you guys are at it, brush your teeth! Your mouths is just the opposite end of a long tube that ends with your anus!

Imago said:

actually, i understand that Purell contains no animal products and is not tested on animals.

Imago said:

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH THE NASTY TEETH SHIT

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I try not to come in direct contact with anything in a public restroon, LOL. If the sink or the toilet doesn't have one of those motion detectors, I will usually grab some paper towel or something to sheild my hand before I touch them.

Worse yet are those scatalogical sickos that go into public stalls and explode all over the place. There's nothing like opening the door only to be greeted with that....

It is way too early and my breakfast has not properly settled in enough to tell u all of the horror stories of public restrooms... I work in a grocery store.

Please wash ur hands people.

lovemachine said:

that's horrible.

JasmineFire said:

Well at least he's being honest, alot of guys don't. I'd say it's probabbly even higher than the 20% guessed earlier in the thread.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Exactly.

I'm really not a germaphobe, but I do hate public restrooms. I use toilet paper to touch the flush lever and paper towels to touch the faucets and, if possible, the door handles.

'Cause people is NASTY.


Speaking of germs, you people who permit SPONGES in your house are completely insane. Those are like bacterial culture plates, fer fucks sake. Tiny bits of food in a warm, moist scaffolding? And you're washing your dishes with that?

on a side note, I hate it when people don't clean their mouse and keyboard. I've had people call me over to work on their computer, and I get there and their mouse is BROWN with gunk all over it, same thing with their keyboard. One guy even had a bottle of hand lotion sitting on his desk next to the monitor. I'm like, "Hell. Fucking. No".....

Tom said:

i know but it's still horrible. it's a good argument for lesbianism. is that a word? well, it is now.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

OH MY GAWD! I have never thought about it that way!

HOw the hell do I find a replacement for sponges?????



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JasmineFire said:

Well it's kind of hypocritical for gay men though to complain about guys washing their hands after touching their dicks, since they would gladly drop to their knees and put the whole damn dick in their mouth.

here you go you dirty buggers!!!!

OMG!






I always like the resturaunts you go to where the waitress has a never ending cold/flu and you just know she getting screwd by the cook jesus back in the freezer on top of your frozen sausage patties and mixed fruit.

I work in a place where I know if people was their hands or not...you'ld be surprised how many doctors don't..or other health professionals. All the more reason to eat at home

Imago said:

I have a couple of favorites. Trader Joes sells these miraculous little dish/cleaning cloths. They're cheap, they're machine-washable, they dry quickly (which is very helpful when it comes to hygeine; bacteria need moisture). . . I have 6 of them, and I just toss them in the washer with my towels.

My mom also gave me some crocheted (sp?) dish cloths. They are great. She made them out of some tough synthetic yarn, and they work wonderfully for scrubbing. They don't dry as quickly, though.

Plastic net scrubbies can be put through the dishwasher. As can sponges, but they deteriorate, and they never freakin' dry out. . . you know. . . being sponges and all.


This is funny. . . I'm SO not a neat freak. . . but this is my little Issue. It's from doing vet tech work -- working with dirty critters all the time, preparing sterile environments, being aware of my hands, and looking at the buggers under a microscope for hours on end. . .

PurpleRein said:

I know.

Some of the techs I used to work with were disgusting. They'd handle fecal analysis preperations and slides without gloves, spill bacteria-filled liquid on the counters, and be touching the knobs on the microscope, doorknobs. . . LUNCH. . . having maybe given their hands a cursory rinse. I mean, they JUST SAW all of the bacteria under the damn microscope!!!

I always used gloves for fecals, and if I needed to use the 'scope for something where I wasn't gloved, I'd Lysol the damn knobs before I'd touch it.



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eww that is gross.... yack.