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Killer lines in movies/TV Male detective: "He's a poofster. It used to be that they promoted black people, now it's gay people."
Female detective: "You're a dinosaur." Male detective: "Everybody loves dinosaurs!" Female detective: "Only cos they're extinct."  | |
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"You were serious about dat?" -- My cousin Vinney | |
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"The Easter Bunny did this? He's fucking DEAD!" - Mallrats | |
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jerseykrs said: "The Easter Bunny did this? He's fucking DEAD!" - Mallrats
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CarrieMpls said: jerseykrs said: "The Easter Bunny did this? He's fucking DEAD!" - Mallrats
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"When I say 'Whoa', I mean...WHOA!!" ~ Yosemite Sam | |
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"look at this morose Motherfucker..." Jay in Chasing Amy
"37 times?...I can't believe 37 times" Dante in Clerks "Sometimes, you just have to say, 'what the fuck'" Risky Business "Yale needs a man like Joel?..what did you do to impress him?" Risky Business "Are you ready?...when I say 3, jump...WAIT..Jump on 3?..or jump after 3?" Sundance to Butch in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid | |
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"Oh GOD, Grizzelda, you KNOW I hate nature! All those stupid trees, stealing my oxygen! I want cement covering every inch of land in this nation! Don't we taxpayers have a VOICE anymore??"
Mink Stole, "Desperate Living" | |
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"Just what this country needs: a cock, in a frock, on a rock."
"Ugh, get down from that cross; someone needs the wood." "I've said it before, and I'll say it again: No more FUCKING ABBA!!" "I no like you anyway; you got little ding-a-ling."  The Normal Whores Club | |
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"Say hallo to me li-le frein" Scarface
"Is it twue what de say about black men?....::feeling around down below...ITS TWUE...ITs TWUE...." Madeline Kahn to Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles | |
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"That's gotta be one charming motherfucking pig...I mean like ten times more charming than that Arnold on 'Green Acres', you know what I'm saying?" ~Pulp Fiction | |
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Byron said: "That's gotta be one charming motherfucking pig...I mean like ten times more charming than that Arnold on 'Green Acres', you know what I'm saying?" ~Pulp Fiction
None of you move or I'll execute eeeeevery last one of you motherfuckaaas! The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Byron said: "That's gotta be one charming motherfucking pig...I mean like ten times more charming than that Arnold on 'Green Acres', you know what I'm saying?" ~Pulp Fiction
None of you move or I'll execute eeeeevery last one of you motherfuckaaas! 
"Now reach in that bag, and pull out my wallet..." "Which wallet is yours?" "It's the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker"!" | |
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Byron said: FunkMistress said: None of you move or I'll execute eeeeevery last one of you motherfuckaaas!
"Now reach in that bag, and pull out my wallet..." "Which wallet is yours?" "It's the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker"!" I need that wallet. 
I just shot Marvin in the face! Mr Wolf scribbling on his notepad: One body, no head The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Byron said:
"Now reach in that bag, and pull out my wallet..." "Which wallet is yours?" "It's the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker"!" I need that wallet.
I just shot Marvin in the face! Mr Wolf scribbling on his notepad: One body, no head "Zed's dead, baby...Zed's dead." | |
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"Now thats it! I'm gonna be right outside those doors. Next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin' skulls!" | |
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Byron said: FunkMistress said: I need that wallet.
I just shot Marvin in the face! Mr Wolf scribbling on his notepad: One body, no head "Zed's dead, baby...Zed's dead." You were looking in the mirror and you wished you had some pot?? The Normal Whores Club | |
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this is a fun thread!!
"Have you ever read Ezekial 12? (maybe a different #)" Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction "Do you know what they call a quarter pounder in france?.." John Travolta in Pulp Fiction "why do I have to be Mr. Pink?" Steve Buscemi in Resevoir Dogs | |
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"you a bitch" -wedding singer
i always post this but it cracks me up everytime | |
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was watching jay and silent bob strike back alst night, and one of chris rock's improvs was "does your daddy know you bring a n****r his coffee?" to his assistant.
cracked my shit up. also meryl streep in "death becomes her" springs to mind. "bottoms up!" (she chugs the potion) isabella's char: "and now a warning" "NOW a warning?!?" Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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FunkMistress said: Byron said: "That's gotta be one charming motherfucking pig...I mean like ten times more charming than that Arnold on 'Green Acres', you know what I'm saying?" ~Pulp Fiction
None of you move or I'll execute eeeeevery last one of you motherfuckaaas! do you mind if I taste your Kahuna Burger?.... | |
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FunkMistress said: Byron said: "Zed's dead, baby...Zed's dead." You were looking in the mirror and you wished you had some pot?? "Now let's not go sucking each other's dicks just yet..." | |
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PurpleRein said: FunkMistress said: None of you move or I'll execute eeeeevery last one of you motherfuckaaas! do you mind if I taste your Kahuna Burger?.... "My girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me one, too..." | |
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"You're terrible! And she's worse! She's a whooo-aaah! My mutha's a fuckin' whooo-aaaah!"
- Pauley, The Sopranos   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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PurpleRein said: this is a fun thread!!
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" why do I have to be Mr. Pink?" Steve Buscemi in Resevoir Dogs
[ This is one of my favorites! I love Steve Buscemi.  "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
Pain is something to carry, like a radio...You should stand up for your right to feel your pain- Jim Morrison | |
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CalhounSq said: "You're terrible! And she's worse! She's a whooo-aaah! My mutha's a fuckin' whooo-aaaah!"
- Pauley, The Sopranos  
'Don't condescend me, man. I'll fuckin' kill ya, man.' Floyd (Brad Pitt) in 'True Romance' | |
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Brodie Bruce: "My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So, all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and de-board. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else."
Gil Hicks: "Well, did he cum or what?" Brodie Bruce: "Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!" | |
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TMPletz said: Brodie Bruce: "My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So, all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and de-board. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else."
Gil Hicks: "Well, did he cum or what?" Brodie Bruce: "Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!" One of the Greatest movies EVER! Soooo underrated. | |
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