man..there's nothing better than going downtown and getting some nice fresh sushi and big helping of cream pie.

oh wait..you're not thinking....

yes... i WAS thinking...

meltwithu said:

i was thinking about food! what did you think i was thinking?

brownsugar said:

whatever sammi's flapping her legs together about

brownsugar said:

carpeting.

meltwithu said:

lets talk about food

meltwithu said:

!!!



sorry....i suppose my mind wasn't where it should've been...
then again, when is it ever?

mmmmmh every since stax brought chicken and waffles earlier i've had a taste for them. graaavyyyy

meltwithu said:

but giving your post a close observation, it does seem to be a direct analogy of cunnilingus and its aftermath. either way food or cunnilingus will be a hit with all the ladies

brownsugar said:

i like eating oysters..you gotta flick your tongue just right to get the best result

what kind of result are you looking for?

Illustrator said:

why is this lady munching on this carpet? isn't that abnormal?

[Edited 4/9/06 23:13pm]

brownsugar said:

i think if you eat it just right, it comes out of the shell and goes smoothly down your throat

meltwithu said:

oh i see. is it safe to assume that you have a technique or techniques that has the oyster coming out of its shell perfectly everytime?

brownsugar said:

you said cunnilingus!

brownsugar said:

While admiring the beauty, grace and freshness of my oyster, I like to gently move it around a little to ascertain that it's ready to be gracefully slurped.
Grasp the oyster shell comfortably, cradling it in the nook between your thumb and first two fingers. Look for the best "sipping lip" on the shell. Alter your grasp, if you need to, so you can easily slurp both your oyster and its liquid from this point on the shell. Lift the shell to your lips and, in one swift move, tip shell up and slurp both the oyster and juices into your mouth. Relax. Savor the high note of briny freshness. Think of the ocean. Don't try to swallow your oyster whole. While oysters don't require vigorous chewing, like squid or octopus, they do need to be caressed with your molars a few times. As you do this, you may notice other flavors (cucumber, melon, toasted almonds) emerge.


i'm just saying....

meltwithu said:

and what job does your tongue serve in this? just curious tis all.

i think all male orgers who like to eat oyster should come to this thread and explain the eating process to a confused lady as i

I'm not into oysters myself, but I read in a book it was like swallowing snot

charlottegelin said:

it is kinda..but some snot is a little more tart than others. i personally like the smell of fresh cut flowers around my nose while i deep sea dive for oysters...give me a pearl and i'll give you back a pearl necklace

charlottegelin said:

don't dissuade him from explaining the process! i hope mdiver has something to say on the issue i am eagerly awaiting his dissertation on the subject. i'm sure he has alot to explain and i want to hear it










clips and pics of the act are recommended

meltwithu said:

oooh la la

This is going to be good!

i have to go to sleep now. but i expect a full report by male orgers ON MY DESK 8a.m. SHARP!!!!!

meltwithu said:

Isn't Druuna more about the back-door than the front-lawn?

meltwithu said:

Ugh! Disgusting!

meltwithu said:

that looks a little like Sandra Bernhard, doesn't it???