In no particular order...


Burned pizza
Forgeting to save my game and thus having to replay a large chunk of it when I die
People who do not know the concept of 'personal space'
This one guy I work with who thinks hot sauce should be a painting medium (at least one would think so from the way he spreads it around the cook's line...it's like Linda Blair makes the hot wings where I work)





How about you?

Drivers that don't use their turn signals

People that call me and have me on speaker phone then don't tell me I'm on speakerphone

Getting regular Coke at the drive thru when I ordered DIET COKE




Just to name a few...

Ooohhh....another one...


When I'm out somewhere and order a pepsi...and they give me a coke instead

In my case it's kind of a serious thing, since coke makes me sick

How about...when people say "I could care less."

Don't they realize that when they say they COULD care less, they're acutally saying that they DO care?!

When sick people come to social gatherings and get everyone else sick.

People that get bossy when I try to cook a nice meal for them. Trust me and I'll surprise you.

People that drink oceans of coke light ... they can of course, but the sight of it turns my stomach.

People who say they love me but find it sooooo heartbreaking difficult to find a way to 'rightly do so'

People that say 'wait 'till you have children and then we'll talk again about it'...wtf, is that a valuable argument in any kind of discussion?

MarieLouise said:

people that move slow

people that irk me and i don't know why

when my kids act as if they can't hear and i have to pop them up side the head

waiting for the bus for a long time and two or 3 come at the same time

people that are slow to respond to a question

machines that don't take wrinkled bills

Nikster said:

Liars (well, that is a big thing!)
Pizza that gets delivered and it is ~cold~
Chinese food that has MSG in it when I specifically ask for it not to be included (my body knows the difference)
People that drive huge SUVs and think they own the road
Shriners in the intersection (see my thread on this subject!)
Babies with smelly diapers and snotty noses

brownsugar said:

hahahah, I do the SAME shit! It's usually followed with a "I know you hear me!!"

Trying 2 get a decent vegetarian meal when broke (try a no soda or pizza diet)

jerseykrs said:

:lol:my middle child had to get his ears cleaned out-they were full of wax . when we got home i said "i know you can hear me now" pop!

brownsugar said:

hahahahahahaha!~!!

brownsugar said:

you guys are my kind of parents! actually...my parents DID do that kind of stuff. mom? dad?

Anx said:

Oh, I'm def. a back of the head slapper. Not terribly hard or anything like that, just enough to get attention. HAHAHAH

Anx said:

pop! i know you can hear me!

brownsugar said:

my mom was more of an ear pincher/ear thumper. that, or she'd whisper threats of violence in my ear really quickly when company wasn't looking, and i'd spend the rest of the visit in silent shock while everyone thought i was behaving perfectly. i don't consider that psychological abuse, though. i just consider it creativity. i think it's normal when a kid is scared of two forces in life: GOD and MOM.

Anx said:

i do that. especially when i'm taking them somewhere.

brownsugar said:

she never actually carried the threats out - it was just a tactic to instill fear. and it worked!

Anx said:

uh huh and you're the kid that pretended not to hear or would come up with clever ways around stuff...in that only child I can get away with anything BS

Pop that boy another!

jerseykrs said:

yeah, sorry bout that, could u move a little faster?

brownsugar said:

something like "Don't even think of doing or touching blanky blank while we're there...you hear me? " and then flash em a look of the potential "pop" that'll happen if they don't do precisely as instructed.

superspaceboy said:

twister6 said:

Anx said:

I do both of those too! My son HATES the ear pinch!

Jerseykrs

notoriousj said:

And you wonder why I don't flirt.

jerseykrs said:

Look you made me You meanie!

notoriousj said:

Oh hush hush, come here.....

jerseykrs said:

I always get my way...