Would it be:

Scotch Tape
Scissors
Fingernail Clippers
Batteries
Car Keys
Flashlight
Working Pen
Remote Control
Althom's Pants


[Edited 4/18/06 16:54pm]

My flipflops..

I do not understand it! Why can't I put them in one place.

In my house it would be scissors. I have 3 of them, but I always leave them in different drawers about the house. But it usually only takes going to the second place I check.

The rest are all kept in various places where I can always find them.

sag10 said:

Should I add your flipflops to the list??...cuz I can't find your flipflops in my house, either...

Byron said:

See what I mean? I leave them everywhere.

my list:

my keys
scotch tape
lint roller

amorbella said:

I saw your lint roller...it was next to Sag's flipflops...

I saw George Carlin in concert once...he was talking about losing things. He said, why is that the thing you've lost, always turns up in the last place you look?

Remote control.

Illustrator said:

Good one...I'm adding it to the list.

Fucking batteries. I never have the ones I need.

I often take my debit card and drivers license out of my wallet and carry them in my pocket if I don't want to carry my purse, which almost inevitably leads to me scrambling around the next day going, "which pants/jacket did I wear yesterday, and please tell me I didn't put them in the washer. . .". Which I usually didn't, cause that would mean that I got around to doing my laundry -- always an unlikely scenario.

Oh, and my dog's Kong toy. I put treats in it before I leave for work, but he leaves it in random places and it's hard for me to find. The good news is, I started training HIM to go find it, and he's getting pretty good at it.


can't-find-my-spellchecker edit
[Edited 4/18/06 10:17am]

Dildo
butt plug
tittie tassles
pickles

Edwardo keeps taking all my fun away

Byron said:

I would say a pen...and let's not even talk about paper.

batteries and this may sound crazy but



the cat...he is an escape artist and great at hiding in plain sight and not answering when you call.

we have spent hours looking for his ass, which is usually in a closet, box or some place else he shouldn't be.

I won't leave in the morning until I eyeball him, that way I know he was in at what time.

the bottle opener.

the bathroom

scissors
flashlight
and hell yea to the lint roller

Condoms.
scissors
Tape
Toenail Clipper.

twister6 said:

That explains the smell in the hall closet...

Tweezers - I have had to buy buy buy new ones, over and over again, and then one day I realise I have about 10 pairs! Itrs bloody annoying..

Oh and if I am travelling my passport seems to go walk about and I have a mass panic trying to find the damned thing even though its always kept in the same place.

and I usually lose train tickets.. oh yes, and I find them when they are out of date

I lost my marbles years ago, and they still havent turned up

My glasses!

I'm forever putting them down and fiddling with them.

It's always bad when you lose them, because you can't see shit to find them again!

I'm as blind as a bat when I'm outside

twister6 said:

jerseykrs said:

there's that long straight thick finger again..now who's going to do something with that?

what r u bugging me 4 u little twirp

butterfli25 said:

Sorry for laughing,that is so funny

They love to pretend like they dont hear u

Justin1972UK said:

I almost never lose my glasses. I've learned to always put them down in the same couple of places, 'cause my vision is REALLY bad, and it's really tough to find them again, for sure. Anybody who has lived with me can attest to the pathetic nature of the rare, helpless plea for assistance in locating my spectacles.

For me, it would be the cordless phone. I need more phones in my house.